Thursday, March 18, 2010

WITH YOUR SUPPORT WE CAN GIVE ALL EXOTIC DANCERS THE BIG, FAKE BOOBS THEY NEED.


I’m just as much to blame as you all. When I think charity, injured Bosnian children and fatal diseases immediately come to mind. I really do curse the media for that. I mean ‘cause of them, a worthy charity like strippers and dancers needing free breast implants totally slips my mind. I know. I know. Some of you will tell me that there are certain women that require cosmetic breast enhancements as result of horrific diseases and accidents. To you I say, "Absolutely!" Those women do deserve it. However, you can’t possibly turn a blind eye to these startling figures…

[courtesy of a nameless porn wiki site]


There are over 550,000 gentlemen clubs across the country.

80% of these exotic clubs require the dancers to be topless.

More than 30% of exotic dancers only have an A to a B cup.

The average stripper’s nightly take home pay is only around $600.

Dancers with a C to DDD breast size make an average of $800.

Most strippers are forced to put in a 3 to 4.5hr workday.


Hopefully this humble post has touched a nerve. Caused you to reevaluate your priorities in life. And for that I’d be eternally grateful if you at the very least check out the following sites that truly do the Lord’s work. God bless.




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10 comments:

  1. HAPPY FF!!
    I attempted to sign in your Followers!
    it DOESN'T work. I don't know why???

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  2. Happy Friday!

    Kel
    http://betweenthelines-kam.blogspot.com

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  3. I'm following you from Friday Follow!
    Heather
    http://www.ratherbechangingdiapers.com/

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  4. I agree with you 100%. Screw all these other people that say we should donate to Haiti or to starving children. Give the US Strippers the boobs that they need to feed their own children and put themselves through law school!

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  5. LOL Am I going to hell for finding this funny?
    New Friday Follower

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  6. LMAO!! :)

    Poppin by via FF to be your latest follower..from the looks of this post-I'm glad I came across your blog, lol.

    http://boobiesbabiesblog.blogspot.com

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  7. What about those who need a reduction :( Just saying...

    Jesse-something is weird with your profile! Last night I clicked on your icon via another blogger's page - it does NOT include a link to your blog!

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  8. This was just jaw dropping funny! I really don't know how I found you (I was in a link hitting frenzy in the bloggy blackhole) but I am thrilled I did. Now following!

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  9. Wow, I didn't realize such a tragic epidemic was about us. I will take a moment of squeeze in honor of the tragic souls that don't have the proper size.

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  10. Wow I feel like I have been neglecting this tragic and needy cause. Great post and thnaks for the laugh

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