Album: Stormbringer (1974)Backwards Phrase: "The c*cksucker, motherf*cker, stormbringer!"
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Monday, July 30, 2012
All you mac daddies better get ready to crack that piggy bank a new one. Fiercecostumes finally has the new Zebra Platform Goldfish Shoes in stock. Each one designed with a 3 1/2 inch block hollow heal, filled with clear liquid and a realistic goldfish. All wrapped in zebra patterned material that cleans up nice with just one wipe of a damp cloth. Matches any walking cane style. Only $74.99. Click here to order.
Shoe design inspired by classic I'm Gonna Git You Sucka scene.
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Saturday, July 28, 2012
Friday, July 27, 2012
Joe finally tracks down his parents only to discover they are nasty people that left him at the Grand Canyon on purpose. Joe then gets a haircut, turns his fireworks biz (Kickin Wings) into a success, marries Brandy and has kids.
Thursday, July 26, 2012
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012
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Sunday, July 22, 2012
Seems to me (from the amount of emails I got) the Marley & Me star wants to be more than Friends. It’s nice to know I still got it.
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Friday, July 20, 2012
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Attention FU money/ fanatic peeps looking to an office or decorate an empty area in your mansion – go to Tom Spina Designs. A New York based studio of that create custom-made for the masses. They do it all: character sculptures, replicas and yes, Han frozen desks. All crafted to look exactly like the real. TSD can even restore any original props you might own to their former glory. Just check out some of their handywork (and prices) below.
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Belgian cartoonist Peyo created the Smurfs in 1958. Two decades later this original blue group of characters became one of the prosperities in the US. Two decades after that, these tiny toys are pretty much gathering dust in closets across the country. Though now might be time to clean ‘em off. Some of these creatures could actually you some cash. How can you tell? Most of the data Smurf appraisers need is right underneath the foot in the form of strange markings. Here’s what they actually mean…
Year Stamp: Tells you when the actual Smurf mold was created.
Single Digit: If you get a single digit number (specifically 1-8 ), that’s good. It means your mold was one of the earlier ones.
Peyo Stamp: Every Smurf has got one of these creator stamps. Sorta like how the Kids were all signed by their real father – Xavier Roberts.
Manufacturer Stamp: Smurfs didn’t have one divine creator. They were split up between 3 manufacturers – Wallace Berrie & Co., Schleich, and Bully.
Country Stamp: Where the Smurf was produced in the world.
Muster Stamp: This is the one to look out for. Any Smurf with an M stamp means they are master prototypes. The highest quality Smurfsthat were painted with perfection. As a result, this little toy could Smurfyou anywhere from $100 to $300 bucks.
Monday, July 16, 2012
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Saturday, July 14, 2012
Sure you say you love your dog all the time. But when was the last time you REALLY proved it. Treats don’t count, since there’s usually a mandatory trick attached to it. If you have an extra 3 mil plus to spare you might want to check out ilovedogsdiamonds.com. The site where you can work with top jewelry professionals to create a one-of-a-kind collar for your precious pooch. Here’s just a sample of some of their more highly praised pieces.
Over 1,600 handset 52 carat diamonds
Crocodile leather, platinum & 18K white-gold collar
Price: 3.2 million
Friday, July 13, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
I usually appear as a singular, pinkish-red bump. You can find me hanging out almost anywhere on the body. I am caused by an infection of follicles. I am usually filled with a yellowish, oozy pus. What am I?
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
F*ck the dog
A that refers to the act of doing nothing. In the it means pretending to be busy when in actuality you are doing nothing productive.
That Bill, he did nothing, but f*ck the dog all day!
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
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Friday, July 6, 2012
I can say with 99% conviction that this handy tip would probably be geared more towards men rather than women. I just get that feeling. Call it a dude’s intuition. And guys, don’t believe for one second that there isn’t an art to this. I’ve fingered the wrong way and have ruined many, many treasured house shirts. But first (before we talk technique), you really have to know…THE PROPER TIME TO FINGER AND JELLY JARS.
To me, there are only 3 appropriate (at home) situations:
- During a cram session for a big test or while working on a presentation.
- After a night of binge drinking.
- Quick "late night" snack on the way to the bathroom.
SO HOW DO I FINGER THE JARS?
Follow these steps correctly and you should have a nice big glob ofPB&J to shove in your mouth.
Step 2. Extend both your pointer and middle fingers (do not attempt w/1 finger).
Step 3. Shove both fingers into the peanut first. (PB adheres better to the skin, jelly tends to slip).
Step 4. Once fingers are in the jar, sweep them in a counter clockwise motion (for control reasons, make sure glob isn’t too big).
Step 6. Since jelly has a difference consistency you must now do a scooping motion with your fingers.
Step 7. Remove fingers from jar and immediately shove into mouth.
Step 8. Enjoy & repeat.