Wednesday, January 20, 2010

FOR THE COST OF 1 BOOB JOB I COULD GET 4 FREAK SURGERIES.

by Jani Ogglin (NWM Staff Writer)

No joke. In 2010 beauty still trumps freak, and I can prove it. Say I want to get my boobs done by a reputable surgeon. That's gonna cost me somewhere in the neighborhood of 8K. Where if I was going the bizarre body modification route I could get 4 surgeries for that same price. Here's the rundown of what I could surgically alter on my face and head for bargain bucks.



FACIAL TOUNGUE SPLITTING: Patient’s tongue is divided 3cm to 5 cm to give a more snake-like appearance. Average cost $2K.




EAR POINTING: A wedge of the ear is removed, then stitched together to produce an elf-like effect. Price $1,800.




EYEBALL JEWELRY: Ocular surgery that adds a decorative platinum implant inserted under a thin membrane in the eye. English: Doctors glue jewelry to your eyeball. Average cost $1200.




3D IMPLANTS: Inserting objects (made of titanium, silicone, teflon or steel) beneath the skin to form shapes. The most common usage is to create the appearance of horns. Cost 600 bucks.






4 comments:

  1. that is so gross. you should mention heidi from the hills. i can't believe how much work she's had done according to tmz- like 12 surgeries. she looks like a doll! awful!

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  2. Eyeball surgery? That's a new one for me.

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  3. How much for hoof implants? I'm, um, asking for a friend.

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  4. That's awesome.... And the freak surgeries are a hit with potential employers and potential father-in-laws.... They love to see that you've split your tongue in half....

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