COLOR: Should be clear to a muted brown. That to me is the best representation of human puke.
CHUNKS: This again is purely objective, however if it were up to me I’d go with a model that isn’t bursting with half digested food all over the place. That kinda design screams fake.
SHAPE: This one (sad to say) a lot of companies screw up on. Because they mass-produce these rubberized gags, the machines stamp out an easy shape like a circle of vomit. When in actuality the barf shape is more of an odd looking trapezoid or dodecahedron. Duh.
MY TOP 3 FAKE VOMIT CHOICES…
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DISCOUNTED FAKE BARF ($1.97 @ Zymetrical.com)
Shape, color and chunks all work for me. Plus you can’t beat the price.
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VOMIT OOPS! ($3.25 @ Lynchs.com)
Truly the Porche of puke. Just look at the randomness and the spotty colors. A bit pricy, but totally worth it.
Man you just saved me a lot of research time! I was in the market for fake vomit when I stumbled upon this post!!
ReplyDeleteI will forever be thankful for your intervening in this situation and not allowing me to purchase sub par fake vomit! #3----stellar--I'm there!!
I love your blog already!!!
Fantastically informative think piece. NWM you've done it again!
ReplyDeleteooooh I loved this stuff as a kid! My mom would get soooooo pissed.Great post!!!! ahahaahahahahaha I needed that
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