Monday, November 15, 2010

THE 2010 GIFT GUIDE FOR PRIVILEGED WHITE PEOPLE IS HERE!!!


In a handful of months we’ll all be knocking back cartons of spiked eggnog to celebrate little J’s bday. If you have a special privileged white person on your gift list, now is the time to seek out the bargains. Of course the one problem shopping for a privileged white person is they have freakin’ everything!!! Fear not. This entire year I’ve been on the prowl for unique gift ideas. All of which I crammed into my handy dandy catalog that I'll be unveiling in the coming months FREE of charge (since not one publisher liked this humor book treatment). I present to you page 25. PRIVILEGED WHITE PEOPLE GIFTS FOR UNDER 30 BUCKS.


FOR THE PRIVILEGED WHITE SMART CHICK IN YOUR LIFE
Banned Book Bracelet ($25 @ Theafternoon.com)
Mini-metallic cover reprints of some of America’s finest banned books linked together. Includes: To Kill A Mockingbird, Go Ask Alice, Howl, The Color Purple, and more! One size fits all.


FOR THE PRIVILEGED WHITE TV WATCHER IN YOUR LIFE
Remote Control Pillow ($29.95 @ Brookstone)
Plushy fluffy pillow laced with the ability to actually control your TV. Has a 60 second power saving function with a built in infrared LED. Uses 2 AAA batteries. 


FOR THE PRIVILEGED BINGE EATING WHITE GUY IN YOUR LIFE
Corn Dog Maker ($29.95 @ TaylorGifts.com)
Create carnival classics in minutes. Also works with frying pizza, candy bars, and more! Recipe booklet and sticks included.
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45 comments:

  1. 123November 15, 2010 at 12:59 AM

    CORNDOGS EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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  2. TS HendrikNovember 15, 2010 at 1:10 AM

    I can't help but feel the remote pillow would just end up being annoying. You'd get all comfy and then BAM it changes channels.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 15, 2010 at 1:35 AM

    lol pillow remote, does the fact that I want one totally out me as a somewhat privaged white guy

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  4. *~kAy~*November 15, 2010 at 2:29 AM

    more please!!! :P

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  5. Hip-Hop HikikomoriNovember 15, 2010 at 2:34 AM

    Corn dog maker? I doubt they'd end up as crunchy and delicious as when they're made the traditional way.

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  6. SleepySpaceCadetNovember 15, 2010 at 3:05 AM

    I am all over the corn dogs. Seriously.

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  7. EnViiNovember 15, 2010 at 3:12 AM

    sooo IM NOT white but id take the bracelet lol

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  8. KRUNOSLAV DUNDOVICNovember 15, 2010 at 3:21 AM

    great!

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  9. Telia TuliNovember 15, 2010 at 3:26 AM

    haha
    nice blog you have here.
    just enjoying your work.

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  10. A Daft Scots LassNovember 15, 2010 at 4:50 AM

    only priviledged white people wore silk slips???

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  11. AnonymousNovember 15, 2010 at 8:13 AM

    Don't the corn dogs look like they've been run over?

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  12. hindenburgNovember 15, 2010 at 8:28 AM

    Never had a corn dog before
    Ill have to get one of those

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  13. textileengineerNovember 15, 2010 at 8:28 AM

    lol pillow remote.. It's really awesome stuff so is it drool-proof?

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  14. Sharon DayNovember 15, 2010 at 9:22 AM

    Seriously, I'm liking the remote because I always end up sitting on mine and it's cold and hard and shocks me.

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  15. baygirl32November 15, 2010 at 9:35 AM

    cool finds.. like me the bracelet

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  16. MarleneNovember 15, 2010 at 9:41 AM

    Oooh....I want that corn dog maker!!!!

    Thanks for making me blog of the day! You're a pal! :) xoxox

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  17. AlisonNovember 15, 2010 at 10:27 AM

    I wouldn't be heartbroken if someone gave me the banned book bracelet. Even if I do fit your profile for the type of person that would have one. Just sayin'.

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  18. Oilfield TrashNovember 15, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    Hilarious. Privileged white people gifts.

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  19. Megan HarmeyerNovember 15, 2010 at 11:45 AM

    I wouldn't call myself privileged, but I like that bracelet. LOL

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  20. Alex J. CavanaughNovember 15, 2010 at 12:32 PM

    I can just see me late at night trying to change the channel with my pillow!

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  21. HondaXNovember 15, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    very interesting

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  22. IshuNovember 15, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    The corn dog maker wins!

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  23. What are you doing here.November 15, 2010 at 2:15 PM

    those are great gift

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  24. AnonymousNovember 15, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    Fab gifts!!

    LOL @ Little J! Too funny!

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  25. The Angry VegetarianNovember 15, 2010 at 3:14 PM

    that pillow looks awesome. but brookstone can kiss my ass

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  26. Discerning GentlemanNovember 15, 2010 at 5:07 PM

    I like that pillow

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  27. Light Weight Baby!November 15, 2010 at 5:19 PM

    wow, good job with this

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  28. Jimmy VolmerNovember 15, 2010 at 5:25 PM

    that corn dog maker is badass :D

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  29. Overstuffed WalletNovember 15, 2010 at 5:30 PM

    this gift guide will come in handy for me :P

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  30. Nerd LifeNovember 15, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    omg, making my own corn dogs?!

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  31. LemmiwinksNovember 15, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    Great post. waiting for more updates

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  32. comradejoker.blogspot.com/November 15, 2010 at 7:32 PM

    LOL, wow never seen anything like this!

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  33. Classically Trained NubNovember 15, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    Those corn dogs look like waffles on a stick.

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  34. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comNovember 15, 2010 at 10:39 PM

    That pillow is pretty funny. Great post, in anticipation of baby J's b-day. xo

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  35. joelbroderickNovember 15, 2010 at 10:48 PM

    That is too white for me

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  36. ChuckNovember 15, 2010 at 10:56 PM

    Dare I say I feel privileged to know you. I like the remote pillow...very chic.

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  37. SC2 StratsNovember 15, 2010 at 11:12 PM

    cool stuff.

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  38. Das Auto!November 15, 2010 at 11:21 PM

    these are real? i'm a broke white person. does that count? haha

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  39. AnonymousNovember 15, 2010 at 11:43 PM

    I honestly wouldn't mind getting that bracelet. It looks cool.

    But I am not a white person that has everything.

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  40. Babes MamiNovember 15, 2010 at 11:49 PM

    I imagine the remote control pillow would be very annoying.

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  41. KelleyNovember 16, 2010 at 12:12 AM

    That is HILARIOUS! I really, really, really liked that banned books bracelet. I might ask for that for Christmas- SERIOUSLY! I could see it being a funny joke at my book club. Yes, I am in a book club. BTW, thanks so much for making me blog of the day the other day. Youda bomb, CB!

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  42. Pat TillettNovember 16, 2010 at 1:13 AM

    I want the corn dog maker! And I don't even like corn dogs that much! But I'm willing to learn...

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  43. Margaret BenbowNovember 16, 2010 at 9:10 AM

    The corn dog maker is a really dark gift, because anybody who ate SIX would surely die. And you know that, Dark Man!

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  44. Lynn MacDonaldNovember 16, 2010 at 10:36 AM

    hahaha...this reminds me of a post i wrote about the Williams-Sonoma catalog. Great post!

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  45. caretakerNovember 17, 2010 at 1:45 PM

    interesting post....

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