Tuesday, May 31, 2011

MOST EXPENSIVE JEWELRY YOU CAN WEAR ON YOUR MALE NIPPLES


To be honest, this wasn’t my best job at googling for answers. I was searching while semi-watching and critiquing ABC’s The Bachelorette with my wife. [insert lack of manhood joke here].
Anyhow, the most expensive Nipple ring I found was at bodymattersgold.com
The Platinum Nipple Bar with two 20pt Diamonds
This stunning girl-magnet is handmade with platinum and set with 2x 20 point (3.8mm) high quality VS1 G/H genuine diamonds. Total cost to adorn just one nipple …
$1567.50
Champagne wishes!
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32 comments:

  1. LoneIslanderMay 31, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    Why? Why do people waste money on this kind of crap?

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  2. BelleMay 31, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    I could never turn away a man who wore that in his nipple.

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  3. Sharon DayMay 31, 2011 at 12:25 AM

    Nothing like a nipple dumbbell. It says so much.

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  4. 123May 31, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    that's just pure class

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  5. Ms. AMay 31, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    Ouch! I guess I'm old and just don't see the attraction.

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  6. ZombieMay 31, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    Waaaay too much for one nipple...

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  7. D4May 31, 2011 at 1:48 AM

    I wish my nipples were worth that much to someone.

    Or do I...

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  8. AnonymousMay 31, 2011 at 1:57 AM

    He better watch out for thieves because it won't be a pretty sight

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  9. Magz KillgoreMay 31, 2011 at 2:12 AM

    I would rather smother myself in my own feces than spend that much on a barbell.

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  10. AndrewMay 31, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    Hell, I could pay off a couple credit cards with just the cost of one nipple....
    Which reminds me -- is it legal to sell a kidney here in the United States? Because, if so, I think I've got a plan to get out of debt!

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  11. The Angry LurkerMay 31, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    WTF?......1st picture......wrong.....so wrong!!!!!!

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  12. Patti D.May 31, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    that is disgusting and lame at the same time.

    You can visit my blog here.

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  13. laughingmomMay 31, 2011 at 8:57 AM

    I'd rather he draw a smiley face on each nipple!Who buys these things???

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  14. Megan HarmeyerMay 31, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    Costly, like, losing a date, right? Ugh. I don't understand why somebody would do that to themselves.

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  15. baygirl32May 31, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    that's it, encourage people to pull them out... $1567.50 that's nearly one month's mortgage payment

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  16. AllyMay 31, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    That's almost as crazy as the most expensive burger. I feel like you may have covered that a long time ago though...

    FourthGradeNothing.com

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  17. TS HendrikMay 31, 2011 at 10:44 AM

    You thinking of getting a nipple bar? I'm sensing a future "who wants to see a blogger..." edition.

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  18. TexaGermaFinlaNadianMay 31, 2011 at 11:02 AM

    Hey, I have those exact loops...
    What?! For my EARS! Ew.

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  19. E. M. ProkopMay 31, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    hahaha! Looks like this guy's pierced with shower curtain rings.. Thanks for the new blog of the day mention! I appreciate that...as long as it doesn't come with many public speaking engagements, or photo ops! lol!
    I watched the Bachlorette too ...what do you guys think is the deal with the guy in the mask? Is he really a stealth bomber, like he said, or is he just an idiot who's probably embarrassed as hell right now?

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  20. Alex J. CavanaughMay 31, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    I must've missed that episode of Mythbusters...

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  21. Chris PhillipsMay 31, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    You mean my ivory nip rings aren't the best? I need to upgrade again?!? *groan*

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  22. Cake BetchMay 31, 2011 at 2:14 PM

    Hahahahah eeeeeew and WTF?? Who would pay that much money for a fucking nipple ring?
    My boyfriend had his nipples pierced. Then he accidentally tore one out, and now it looks like he has three nipples, one side by side. I still love him, but no thanks.

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  23. AnonymousMay 31, 2011 at 2:19 PM

    i enjoyed it very much mmmm

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  24. RebeccaMay 31, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    when will you be posting a pic of your piercing

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  25. ChuckMay 31, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    Seriously...that is just excessive in this economy.

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  26. The EmpressMay 31, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    What? You couldn't find penis jewelry? ; )

    The Ranter’s Box

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  27. edMay 31, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    my nips are hard

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  28. Major MackMay 31, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    yah i just put a 10" bamboo stick through my cock. it was free

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  29. MarleneMay 31, 2011 at 11:22 PM

    Are those SHOWER CURTAIN RINGS?!!

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  30. A Daft Scots LassJune 1, 2011 at 3:43 AM

    That is sooo NOT sexy.

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  31. pat tillettJune 2, 2011 at 12:10 AM

    Man that hurts! I'm talking about both the price and the piercing...

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