As a once platinum member of the single society, I can totally relate to those who might have a smidge of bitter, resentment towards V-day. During those days I too wanted to do unspeakable, tortuous things to cupid, Jared and the FTD dude. Oh and the Snuggle bear as well, just for kicks. Personally I always thought V-Day should be a co-holiday that includes us single folks. Sorta like how they have the republican rebuttal after Obama speaks. An Anti-Valentine’s Day would be a serious cash cow for a whole mess of brands. All you need is a wiki post, a Hallmark card and a Charlie Brown special (on CBS) to make this puppy official. As far as Anti V-day gifts go, here are my top picks.
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The Ex 5-Piece Stainless-Steel Knife Set w/ Unique Holder ($69.99 @ Amazon)
- 8-inch chef's knife, 8-inch bread knife, 8-inch carver, and more!
- Made of heavy-gauge stainless-steel
- Razor-sharp precision cutting blades
- Hollow, ergonomically designed handles for a secure grip
- Holder features a loser, ex-significant other design
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Dead flower bouquet ($25 @ Bluelips.com)
- Mixed dead flowers and weeds
- Held together with rubber-band
- Delivered by angry man in tux (for extra charge)
Mutilated, Zombie Teddy Bears ($15 - $30 @ TeddyScares.com)
- 12” tall plush toy
- Eerie accessories
- Real fabric clothing
- Includes special freaky display box
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I'll take 2 of each, please. Go ahead and throw in the angry man in a tux. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteRobyn :)