YES, BUT IT STILL LOOKS LIKE A PENIS.

One of the standouts of 2010 fall fashion has to be the Snorestud Penis Purse. It’s simple, elegant, and made of 100% aged black leather. Oh, and it happens to resemble a penis. Phallic-ness aside, the size is perfect for a night on the town. The Penis Purse will run you $65. And it can be designed with an optional wrist strap (if you prefer to hold your penis that way).

6 FOOT, SIZE 0s REJOICE – FASHION WEEK RETURNS!

by Jani Ogglin (NWM Fashion Correspondent)

Just when I’ve had my fill of 6 foot, sized zero, Nordic blondes – they’re back! Fashion Week has invaded NYC’s Bryant Part from Sept. 10^th to the 17^th.  Giving us a glimpse of what we can aspire to fit in to for Spring 2010. All the usual suspects are in attendance – Diane von Furstenberg. Alexander Wang, Derek Lam and Chado Ralp Ricci, to name-drop a few. I didn’t get in to any of the events, but did manage to catch the fashion recaps on NY1 and youtube. Corsets, curvy knits, bare bellies and safari prints are in. Pleather is way out. Truth be told, the only thing I could possibly get excited about is the Snuggie fashion show. That’s right, the wearable “as seen on TV” blanket will have it’s very own show. Previewing the new Snuggie for dogs, cats, kids, plus the hot, sexy sheer Snuggie.

Still hoping the ultra oversized Frankie Says, "Relax!” tshirts and black leggings find their way on at least one runway before the week's end. An awkward sized 8-10 can dream, can't she?

Check out a hot preview of Snuggie for dogs.