KLINGON WORD OF THE DAY

English:

SEX (v. to make love)

Klingon equivalent:

nga'chuq

CANADIAN PHRASE OF THE DAY: F*CK THE DOG

F*ck the dog

Definition:

A slang term that refers to the act of doing nothing. In the workplace it means pretending to be busy when in actuality you are doing nothing productive.

That Bill, he did nothing, but f*ck the dog all day!

KLINGON WORD OF THE DAY: Be'joy'

be'joy'

Definition:

(n) ritualized torture by women.

50 BUZZ WORDS TO AVOID AT THANKSGIVING DINNER.

Found this on some etiquette site. The author noted that these are above and beyond the nasty, everyday expletives, sexual tools and specific drugs. Oddly enough lesbianism, testicle and bi-curious did not make the list.

1. God
   
2. Snot
3. Newark
   
4. Submissive
   
5. Lubrication
   
6. Snuff
   
7. Homosexual
   
8. Moist
   
9. Oral
   
10. Submissive
    
11. Anal
    
12. Ball-sack
    
13. Domination
    
14. Penis
    
15. Vagina
    
16. Erectile
    
17. Dwarfism
    
18. Fetish
    
19. Feces
    
20. Secretion
    
21. Armpit
    
22. Vehicular
    
23. Orifice
    
24. Nipple
    
25. Areola
    
26. Bigot
    
27. Injection
    
28. Montag
    
29. Terrorist
    
30. Kardashians
31. Petting
    
32. Effeminate
    
33. Lactate
    
34. Errection
    
35. Allah
    
36. Butt
    
37. Suicide
    
38. Manslaughter
    
39. Jewish
    
40. Tattoo
    
41. Vaginal
    
42. Pratt
    
43. Thong
    
44. Rape
    
45. Sodomy
    
46. Molest
    
47. CW
    
48. Bestiality
    
49. Grotto
    
50. Jesus