LAME DISEASE OF THE DAY

D*CK MOVE LUCY VAN PELT.

Here’s a stat to wash down with your warm milk and cookies tonight. Since 1965, Lucy has pulled the football away from Charlie Brown approximately 87* times.

*-Tabulation based on all TV, movie and webisode appearances except for spoofs done on South Park, Family Guy and Robot Chicken. Stat does not also include any incidents that occur within comic strips, coloring books and computer learning software.