THE QUINTESSENTIAL DEAD RAT FOR THE “DEAD RAT IN THE BUCKET OF CHICKEN” TRICK

Hey, who’s going to say “no!” to a free meal in this economy? Certainly not me. Of course unless your last name is Trump, Bieber, or Anheuser Busch it ain’t happening. Though with a squished dead rat prop in your hand, the world is your oyster. Found a beauty at The Fright Depot site for ONLY $5.77.

Here are the stats:

6" long.

Extremely realistic

Made of latex

Hypoallergenic

Now all you need to do is to stick Arvel (yes, I named the rat) in a delicious bucket of chicken and dinner is FREE. You're welcome!

TORTURE YOUR DOG, FOR ONLY $8.95!!!

Looking for a creative (and somewhat sadistic) way to tire out your uber-hyper dog? The Bubble Buddy is for you. It’s two doggie treats in one: A high power bubble blaster with the scent of real, sizzling bacon. Proven to drive dogs nuts for hours. Act now and you'll also get 2 BONUS smells – Bar-B-Q Chicken and Peanut Butter.

Order the Bubble Buddy for only $8.95.