Tuesday, March 15, 2011

THE QUINTESSENTIAL DEAD RAT FOR THE “DEAD RAT IN THE BUCKET OF CHICKEN” TRICK


Hey, who’s going to say “no!” to a free meal in this economy? Certainly not me. Of course unless your last name is Trump, Bieber, or Anheuser Busch it ain’t happening. Though with a squished dead rat prop in your hand, the world is your oyster. Found a beauty at The Fright Depot site for ONLY $5.77.
Here are the stats:
6" long.
Extremely realistic
Made of latex
Hypoallergenic
Now all you need to do is to stick Arvel (yes, I named the rat) in a delicious bucket of chicken and dinner is FREE. You're welcome!

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30 comments:

  1. I prefer the rats I already have.

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  2. That is awesome. Have to get that now.

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  3. Thank you for the incredible endorsement!!!!

    Your rabid, yet HARMLESS fan.

    H.

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  4. Oh man! I could have so much fun with this! I have a couple of daughters who are so skittish about everything...

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  5. Now that he's named, and he's become emotionally attached to me, I don't know if I can just dump off poor Arvel in a bucket of chicken. :(

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  6. I will definitely be adding this rat to my collection. I keep a stash of them in the car just for that purpose.

    Thanks for making me blog of the week.

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  7. Haha...i could do this to my grandma...but then again it could turn out badly...maybe I´ll do it to my best friend that´ll be hilarious haha..yeah I know I am a bad influence xD...but who cares haha

    Greetings
    Andy
    The Black Label

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  8. The intestines are a nice touch.

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  9. Well that would certainly get rid of my appetite, I suppose.

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  10. This isn't funny as a dead rat was found behind my boyfriend's fridge by his roommate a few days ago. The house smelt horrible.

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  11. Haha this is hilarious, but you might get hurt if you put a fake dead rat in the wrong person's food.

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  12. Hypoallergenic? WTF are you going to do with it? Lick it?

    Gerbaling with a latex rodent is not quite the same, Fuckers!

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  13. LOL! that might just work! :P

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  14. Do you wake up at like 3 in the morning and think of this stuff? OMG you are hilarious. I'll remember this when I'm dead broke! hehe

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  15. omg too funny where do you get these ideas they are to cool.

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  16. Why do your post always make me throw up a little on my mouth!? Ha

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  17. Have to wonder how you see dead rat and your mind goes to fried chicken...

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  18. wouldn't they throw Arvel away after finding him in the bucket?

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  19. Why do I need my rat to be hypoallergenic? I'm not going to actually eat it, I just wants my free chicken.

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  20. OMG. That is beyond nasty and certainly gives my "world's ugliest creatures" a run for their money. YUCK!!

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  21. gross!!!!! I have a friend who tells me that his dad used to carry a cockroach in a matchbox when they went to restaurants, so that he could put it in their meal after they were finished so they'd eat for free! ...classy!

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  22. I don't think I could eat that chicken after that.....ick.

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  23. this post suggests that you won't find a rat in your kfc bucket on your own.

    i don't think that's really fair to kfc. give them a chance!

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  24. thank you. i highly recommend deep fried beanie babies.

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