Hey, who’s going to say “no!” to a free meal in this economy? Certainly not me. Of course unless your last name is Trump, Bieber, or Anheuser Busch it ain’t happening. Though with a squished dead rat prop in your hand, the world is your oyster. Found a beauty at The Fright Depot site for ONLY $5.77.
Here are the stats:
6" long.
Extremely realistic
Made of latex
Hypoallergenic
Now all you need to do is to stick Arvel (yes, I named the rat) in a delicious bucket of chicken and dinner is FREE. You're welcome!
I prefer the rats I already have.
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome. Have to get that now.
ReplyDeleteOMG BARF!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the incredible endorsement!!!!
ReplyDeleteYour rabid, yet HARMLESS fan.
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Oh man! I could have so much fun with this! I have a couple of daughters who are so skittish about everything...
ReplyDeleteNow that he's named, and he's become emotionally attached to me, I don't know if I can just dump off poor Arvel in a bucket of chicken. :(
ReplyDeleteI will definitely be adding this rat to my collection. I keep a stash of them in the car just for that purpose.
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me blog of the week.
Haha...i could do this to my grandma...but then again it could turn out badly...maybe I´ll do it to my best friend that´ll be hilarious haha..yeah I know I am a bad influence xD...but who cares haha
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Andy
The Black Label
The intestines are a nice touch.
ReplyDeleteWell that would certainly get rid of my appetite, I suppose.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't funny as a dead rat was found behind my boyfriend's fridge by his roommate a few days ago. The house smelt horrible.
ReplyDeleteHaha this is hilarious, but you might get hurt if you put a fake dead rat in the wrong person's food.
ReplyDeletemmm that rat looks tasty
ReplyDeleteHypoallergenic? WTF are you going to do with it? Lick it?
ReplyDeleteGerbaling with a latex rodent is not quite the same, Fuckers!
LOL! that might just work! :P
ReplyDeleteDo you wake up at like 3 in the morning and think of this stuff? OMG you are hilarious. I'll remember this when I'm dead broke! hehe
ReplyDeleteomg too funny where do you get these ideas they are to cool.
ReplyDeleteWhy do your post always make me throw up a little on my mouth!? Ha
ReplyDeleteHave to wonder how you see dead rat and your mind goes to fried chicken...
ReplyDeletewouldn't they throw Arvel away after finding him in the bucket?
ReplyDeletegross
ReplyDeleteWhy do I need my rat to be hypoallergenic? I'm not going to actually eat it, I just wants my free chicken.
ReplyDeletethis is disgusting
ReplyDeleteOMG. That is beyond nasty and certainly gives my "world's ugliest creatures" a run for their money. YUCK!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a brilliant plan
ReplyDeletegross!!!!! I have a friend who tells me that his dad used to carry a cockroach in a matchbox when they went to restaurants, so that he could put it in their meal after they were finished so they'd eat for free! ...classy!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I could eat that chicken after that.....ick.
ReplyDeletethis post suggests that you won't find a rat in your kfc bucket on your own.
ReplyDeletei don't think that's really fair to kfc. give them a chance!
thank you. i highly recommend deep fried beanie babies.
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