HOTTEST MENSA CHICKS.

Mensa is that organization for people with crazy, insane high IQs.

HOW MANY MEMBERS ARE THERE? There are around 100,000 brainiacs scattered in 100 different countries.

WHAT DO YOU NEED TO BE MENSA MATERIAL? You have to score (at the very least) in the 98^th percentile on those damn biased IQ tests (not bitter). There’s also a Mensa entry exam.

HOTTIE LIST:

Geena Davis: Actress, Oscar Winner, starred in Earth Girls Are Easy and The Long Kiss Goodnight.

Asia Carrera: Porn actress turned blogger. Very rarely did anal (says so on her wiki page). Won the coveted 1995 AVN Female Performer of the Year award.

Glenne Headly: Emmy nominated actress. Roles include: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, 2 Days in the Valley and ER (tv).

Ellen Muth: Actress that starred in the Showtime series Dead Like Me.

Marilyn vos Savant: Guinness World Record holder for the highest IQ. Ok, but how many cigarettes can you shove in your mouth?

EBAY ODDBALL FIND: VINTAGE 2-XL ROBOT

Leapfrog my ass. Mego’s 2-XL is the truly the ultimate old school toy for kids of all ages. This 1978 classic teaching tech comes complete with …

• 2XL game robot
• 3 games (General Information, Sports 2 and Guinness Book of World Records)
• A/C Adapter
• Instruction book
• And box (semi-intact)

FYI, it’s also a fully functional 8-Track player, so get ready to dust off those Juice Newton albums.

Current bid is $34.99. Click here for listing.

HOTTEST SAUCE IN THE WORLD: BLAIR’S 16 MILLION RESERVE

My friends and I were drunk in some sports bar years ago. The name escapes me. Anyway, we decided to order food. Big shocker. The place we were at specialized in wings. So we flexed our beer muscles and (against the waitress's objections) ordered the hottest freakin' wings on the menu – Chernobyl, plus fries. Needless to say about 20 minutes later the fries were gone and the wings – not a bite. They were so hot it irritated our eyes and skin just to touch them. Those wings are pretty much in "Honey BBQ" land compared to Blair’s 16 million Reserve hot sauce.

Just look at the bottle. There’s a warning label that’s not a marketing ploy. It’s Guinness World Record certified hot. Inside this tiny bottle contains 1 mil of pure capsicum crystals. It's like the hottest chili powder in creation! Bottles have gone for as high as $313. And supposedly you can’t use it on food, just experimenting. Comforting thought. The reserve is currently sold out (he only made 999 bottles.) Though fortunately for you hotties, Blair’s got a bunch of other Death Sauces to torch your taste buds. Check out his site at extremefood.com.

See Blair's Death Hot Sauce put to the test.