HOTTEST FEMALE TV REALITY STARS…AS OF THIS MINUTE.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

It’s probably stupid to even have a list like this ‘cause by the time I post it they’ll be a whole new batch. FYI...I only picked from shows where beauty sorta isn’t a factor (not like American Idol, Top Model, etc.)

Daniele Donato (CBS / Big Brother 8 – Evel Dick’s kid)

Jo De Larosa (Bravo / The Real Housewives of Orange County)

Erin Collins (CBS / Survivor 5 Thailand)

Ivanka Trump (NBC / The Apprentice ­– Sorry Don)

ASK NWM: WHAT HAPPENS IF A SURVIVOR CONTESTANT GETS HER PERIOD?

by Jani Ogglin (NWM Staff Writer)

Survivor contestants don’t get to bring much with them. However, they do have access to a container filled with the following supplies.

• Bug repellent
• Sunscreen
• Contact lens solution
• Birth control pills
• And yes, feminine products

NO razors, toothpaste and pretty much any other hygiene product.

SURVIVOR, THE HOME GAME? PRETTY SURE THIS IS A PARADOX.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

Yet here it is on Amazon. The ultimate game of survival from the extreme elements of nature, conveniently played in the comforts of your living room. The Survivor game itself (aside from the exotic locale and big bugs) plays just like the show. Two tribes compete in challenges. Losing tribe has to vote off someone. Customer comments/suggestions range from eh to helpful to a smidge manic.

Comments:

“Some challenges are just boring, such as ‘design a welcome mat for the host.’ It makes you wonder how it relates to the t.v. game show.”

“The game is great but needs adult supervision and prep time.”

“Get candles to represent the torches.”

“ONLY play this game with people that have good senses of humor and that will not get mad if they are voted off. My little sister was very upset when she got the boot.”

URINE THE CURE ALL! REALLY? NO SERIOUSLY.

by Joshen McEwen (NWM Staff Writer)

I remembered a little bit of information that used to float around middle school. “Oh don’t worry if you’re lost in the desert just drink your pee. It’s sterile” Now while you can drink urine (most likely you would barf) it has absolutely no nutritional value. Urine is waste and is meant to be excreted, or so I was taught. So remembering along the lines that urine is sterile I once again through the wonder which is Google, went in search of things I can do with urine. That’s when I stumbled across shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/urine. Turns out this holistic alternative medicine site claims that drinking urine is the cure all for any ailment imaginable, even AIDS. Now this is a big jump from the whole waste thing. Apparently we all hold the cure to what ails the world in the palm of our hands, south, towards the belt. The page claims that medical research is proving this every day, but I still haven’t heard any of this. If you’re not too keen on the whole drinking urine thing, add some water to the mix to dilute the urine and go fertilize the lawn and the plants. It’ll save you a few bucks, and people wont be repulsed at the thought of kissing you. Cheers!

SAMOA 3 DAY WEATHER REPORT.

Tuesday: Warm – max 82°F, min 81°F. Wind will be generally light.

 

Wednesday: Mostly dry, hot – max 81°F, min 79°F. Wind will be moderate at times.

 

Thursday: Light rain (total 0.2in), mostly falling by late afternoon into the night. Warm – max 81°F, min 79°F. Light winds.

REALITY RENTAL MUST: JOE SCHMO SHOW (SEASON 1)

Back in ’03, the renaissance of reality TV was in its infant stages. Seemed like every station was starting to cash in on the craze. The respectable networks paved the way with hits like Survivor, Big Brother, The Bachelorette and Queer Eye. Then there was FOX, they too entered the arena, but sunk a little lower (to murky depths) than their competitors. Airing gems like Who wants to marry a Multi-Millionaire, Temptation Island and Joe Millionaire. My personal favorite reality show (at the time) came out of the fledging network Spike TV. Another Joe called The Joe Schmo Show. The basic premise was that contestants competed (in Big Brother style games) for $100,000. Here’s the catch – every person on the show was an actor except for one, Matt Gould. He was told the show he was on was called The Lap of Luxury. As far as Matt knew, contestants were randomly being eliminated each week. Little did he know the whole thing was scripted. The actor’s played typical reality-show characters – the messy jerk, the rich bitch, the brainiac and a fashion sensed homosexual. What really took this show to the next level was Matt himself. No one counted on him being such an honest, all around good guy, ready to do the right thing. He was a total genuine individual that bought every line fed to him. And the stuff the writers cooked up was absolutely insane. Though true to charcter, Matt was always the stand up guy. It got to the point that the actors started to get emotional and really wanted to reveal their true selves to Matt. All of which adds to the surprising twists and turns all season long. This is totally a show for reality junkies and the people that share the couch with them. Get your fix on Netflix now.