GAY EMPIRE STRIKES BACK SOMETHING FIERCE

Not sure why it took so long (for our seemingly progressive society) to come up with openly GAY STAR WARS toys. But hey, better late than never. These fierce figures are the brain children of the underground art group Suckadelic. Apparently they did produce playthings as well as club remixes. I say "did" ‘cause the group ended its run last year.

Thankfully the GAY toys still live on, especially their #1 selling figure the Homotrooper. You can grab this collector’s piece of plastic ass on ebay for a staggering $145. Not sure where you can find the other classics (pictured below), but I’m sure they're out there in a galaxy far, far away...A block past Christopher St. Hollah!

NWM FANTASY CAMP PICK: GHOST HUNTING.

First there was baseball then rock and roll and now, ghost busting fantasy camp. Ghost Hunter University takes place at known haunted locale like the rustic Hotel Maison de Ville in New Orleans. For about $125 (per person) you get to spend 2 nights with famed paranormal investigator, Christopher Moon. Course includes the ghost hunting basics like using scanners, detectors and photo equipment. As an added bonus, Moon will also attempt to contact the local spiritual entities. Proton Packs and Ecto Traps not included.