DEM SUMMER REDNECK GAMES BE HERE SOONER THAN YA THINK

It’ll be here 3 halfmoons after the white-breasted coyote’s testies are completely drenched in morning dew sweat. That’s July 10^th for all you city folk that don’t know your redneck folklore. As far as the “where” goes, the Summer Redneck Games have been and always will be in Dublin, Georgia (click here for exact directions).

Now if you’re expecting just a small gaggle of inbred mountain hicks slobbering over one jug of moonshine you’d be sadly mistaken. This yearly event draws in the likes of 5 to 8 thousand. And 100% of the proceeds go to local charities. Your cost to experience this redneck-a-polooza, a measly 5 bucks. Though if you want a plate of Ed's famous Finger Lickers that’ll cost ya extra.

2010 REDNECK GAMES SCHEDULE:

12 – 12:30 pm Welcome to the games, Lighting of the Ceremonial Torch

12:30 -1:00 Strokin Dixie Band

1:00 – 1:30 Redneck Horseshoes

1:30 – 2:00 Strokin Dixie Band

2:00 – 2:30 Bobbin’ for Pigs Feet

2:30 – 3:00 Ronnie Mullis

3:00 – 3:30 Mudpit Belly Flop

3:30 – 4:00 Drop the Veil Band

4:00 – 4:30 Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest

4:30 – 5:00 Big Don Band

5:00 – 6:00 Armpit Seranade

6:00 -7:00 Josh Daniel Band

7:00 – 8:00 Joe Olds Band

8:00 – 9:30 Bobby Compton Band

FYI…you can bring in a cooler of booze as long as you have NO glass bottles.

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TOP 5 CRAIGSLIST ODD JOB POSTINGS: FROM BEER PONG TO D&D

BBQ season is coming to a close, and now it’s back to work. If you’re just entering the job force or looking for a mid-life career change – here are some suggestions from the folks at Craigslist.

Athens, Georgia:

Beer Pong Tournament Event Coordinator (University of Georgia)

http://athensga.craigslist.org/mar/1354224184.html

Looking for a student at University of Georgia to organize a beer pong tournament for College Pong Tournaments. http://www.CollegePongTournaments.com. You would need to organize the event completely and get your classmates to come. Serious inquires only. If interested call Patrick @ 646-761-8439 to discuss details. Or you can email: info@CollegePongTournaments.com.

Orlando, Florida:

Spiritual/psychic readers (orlando)

http://orlando.craigslist.org/trd/1315909927.html

Independent reliable spiritual readers needed for Orlando parks. Must know how to work with people, use of cards, and other modalities accepted. Part/Full/days/evenings. Professional atmosphere and group. Dramatic background and languages a plus. Fax or E-M resumee to (941) 316-9363 or starsouls@comcast.net, or phone 407-256-4655 to indicate serious interest. Leave phone no.,etc...

San Francisco, California:

Males 16-30 needed for Video Game Study - Make $125 in 2 hours

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/pen/etc/1331133335.html

A Bay Area marketing research company is currently looking to speak with males 16-30 years old about video games. Come test a game with your friends and give our client feedback. You'll be PAID for your time. Make $125 for 2 hours of fun!

Washington DC:

Spoken Word/Poet for Short Film

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/wrg/1328467513.html
I am seeking a spoken word artist/poet for a short film that I will. It is a unique, avant-garde project that I intend to submit to several festivals. If you are interested in collaborating for the writing of the film please respond in kind and I will contact you with more information. Thank you.

Fallon, Nevada (Not sure if this is paying gig)

Dungeons and Dragons Players Wanted

http://reno.craigslist.org/grp/1338682404.html

I am moving to Fallon NV on the beginning of September. If your Birthday is anywhere around there, Happy Birthday buddy! I am looking for creative, imaginative people who enjoy playing Dungeons and Dragons (I play 3.5ed, but we could do 4th too). I am an accepting guy and I like players from a wide variety. It doesn't matter to me if you are a Geek, Skater, Punk, Goth, Emo, Jock, Gay, Prep, Churchgoer, Engineer, Nerd, Artist, or even a Pastry Chef! (Note, a Pastry Chef player could bring goodies if they want :P ) Basically any type of person and character is welcome. Honestly I don't discriminate.