BOLLYWOOD BABES.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

I’ll freely admit that I have not seen 1 film produced by this 1.75 billion dollar industry. I even use the word incorrectly. Bollywood doesn’t represent the entire Indian film industry. It’s a studio, much like 20th Century Fox or UBU productions (the dog at the end of Family Ties). Be that as it may I'm still a guy who likes to masturbate, so that’s more than enough reason to weigh in on the top Hindi Hotties.

MALLIKA SHERAWAT
Breakout film: Khwahish (2004)
Latest film: Hisssss (2009)
Notable fact: Made a whopping Rs.1.5 crore for a 10 minute cameo in the film Aap Ka Suroor (pretty sure it’s a lot of money).

SHERLYN CHOPRA
1st feature: Beeper (2002)
Latest film: Dil Bole Hadippa (2009)
Notable fact: B-movie Bollywood actress that just released 2nd music album – Dard-e-sherlyn.

KATRINA KAIF
Breakout film: Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya (2005)
Latest film: Rajneeti (2009)
Notable fact: Mattel is modeling a Barbie doll after her.

MANDIRA BEDI
Breakout film: Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge (1995)
TV series: Shanti
Notable fact: Hosts the Cricket World cups and has appeared in Maxim India magazine.

FROM SITCOM GIRLS TO FULL BLOWN HOTTIES.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

MADELINE ZIMA

THEN:

Played little Grace on The Nanny.

NOW:

Regular on Californication.

Reoccurring role on Heroes.

FHM cover girl.

KESHIA KNIGHT PULLIAM

THEN:

Went toe to toe with the Cos as the youngest Huxtable, Rudy.

NOW:

Played Miranda in House of Payne.

Supporting roles in Madea Goes to Jail and Beauty Shop.

JENNA VON OY

THEN:

Played Blossom’s best friend Six.

NOW:

Voiceovers for Dr. Dolittle 3 and Family Guy.

Starred in UPN’s The Parkers.

*****TV DRAMA BONUS****

LACEY CHABERT

THEN:

Played Claudia Salinger on Party of Five.

NOW:

Supporting role in Daddy Day Care.

Voiceovers for animated series (Spider-man, Bratz and Sonic the Hedgehog).

Fixture on the pages of Maxim.

GUESS THE CELEBRITY NIPPLE QUIZ.

by Jani Ogglin (NWM Staff Writer)

Can you spot the male celebrity owner of each nipple?

a.) ______________

b.) ______________

c.) ______________

d.) ______________

e.) ______________





a.) Tom Selleck, b.) Ryan Reynolds, c.) Jake Gyllenhaal,
d.) David Duchovny, e.) Zachary Quinto

HOT CHICKS OF THEN.

Heather Thomas

Janet Jones

Cheryl Ladd

Lita Ford

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