Off hand no useful reasons come to mind. Can’t just be for the Purple Nurples. If you’ve never had the pleasure of being treated to one be thankful. That’s when a bully or best friend grabs your nipple and gives 3 to 5 hard twists. Excruciating! In the West I believe kids refer to it as a Titty Twister.
So back to the question of why God decided to keep the nipple feature in the male models. Gave it a google and found that the answer to be kinda lame. Apparently when we are in the early fetus stages we are gender-neutral. So just to be on the safe side, God (or whatever deity you worship) pops on a pair of nipples. That way if you go the female route all is good.
FYI…scientists say men do have the ability to lactate in extreme situations, so that’s a bonus. I guess.
Nothing like celebrating the day before the second holiest holiday of the year (Easter) than with a rousing game of GUESS THE CELEBRITY NIPPLE. In the essence of fairness I will be featuring areolas from both guys and gals (not that there’s anything wrong with it.)
To find out the answer, simply click-and-hold the left mouse button. Then drag the mouse arrow over the blank space below the photo of the nipple. Probably the first time that phrase has been uttered on any blog. Thank you ENTER THE MAN-CAVE for showing me the way.
by Jani Ogglin (NWM Staff Writer)
Can you spot the male celebrity owner of each nipple?
a.) ______________
b.) ______________
c.) ______________
d.) ______________
e.) ______________
