WHAT I’D DO FOR 10 GRAND (Thanksgiving edition)

The economy sucks. Money is tight. So basically I’m lowering my “I’d do anything for a million dollars” sticker price to a bargain 10K. So if you got some spare F.U. money laying around, here’s what I’d be willing to do this turkey day.

STRIP DOWN TO THIS OUTFIT

PAINT MYSELF THIS COLOR

GO TO THIS PART OF NYC

AND MAKE LOVE TO THIS FROZEN TURKEY 

(for 5 minutes)

I WAS A SCANT 782 YARDS FROM THE 2009 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS.

by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

Went to the Yankee parade today with some co-workers. Not as much fun navigating through the crowd as I thought it’d be. Damn my 5'4"-ness! Didn't get close enough to see Jeter. Though I did manage to see a few thousand drunk 16-20 ½ yr. olds running around. And got offered no less than 486 official Yankee World Champion Tshirts for only 10 bucks. Here are some pics from this memorable day I won't soon forget.