The economy sucks. Money is tight. So basically I’m lowering my “I’d do anything for a million dollars” sticker price to a bargain 10K. So if you got some spare F.U. money laying around, here’s what I’d be willing to do this turkey day.
STRIP DOWN TO THIS OUTFIT
PAINT MYSELF THIS COLOR
GO TO THIS PART OF NYC
AND MAKE LOVE TO THIS FROZEN TURKEY
(for 5 minutes)