The economy sucks. Money is tight. So basically I’m lowering my “I’d do anything for a million dollars” sticker price to a bargain 10K. So if you got some spare F.U. money laying around, here’s what I’d be willing to do this turkey day.
STRIP DOWN TO THIS OUTFIT
PAINT MYSELF THIS COLOR
GO TO THIS PART OF NYC
AND MAKE LOVE TO THIS FROZEN TURKEY
(for 5 minutes)
now could you do all at once?? get all pink then slip into that sexii little number lol, go to that part of NYC and Stuff the turkey right then and there? Thanks for the laugh.... but I'd pay you NOT to wear that little number Yuck!
ReplyDeleteIs that pink or lavender? Also when you rail on the turkey will you be wearing the elephant at the same time or is that an extra 10k?
ReplyDeleteAren't you afraid of getting Salmonella...in that part of NYC? Oh well, 10 grand is 10 grand I guess!
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I saw the title of this post, I knew it would be a good one. 5 minutes with a frozen turkey? What about frostbite? Or is that what the elephant is for? LMAO
ReplyDeletehell, i'd do that and more!!!
ReplyDeleteand you mean to tell me you've never fucked a turkey for 5 minutes without any money on the table? lol
I'd do that for 10 thousand. For an extra five I'd pour gravy over top.
ReplyDeleteYou must be a breast AND leg man. xo
ReplyDeleteYou're gross. Painting your body purple?
ReplyDeleteLMFAO .. hysterical.. and that part of NY is the best!
ReplyDeleteThat is really fowl...
ReplyDeleteAre you going to use a duck as a "fluff" girl?
None of that is really that bad so if I got 10 grand for doing any of the above...heck, I'd do it all at once.
ReplyDeleteI'd honestly do all of that for $100
ReplyDeleteFucking a frozen turkey? Reminds me of my date last night!
ReplyDeleteI like what you did with your blog. keep up the good work!
ReplyDeletedo it all at once, and I might have a 10 for you...
ReplyDeleteI think the elephant thong is all right and probably quite becoming on you, but the powder puff on the elephant's head is sort of vulgar...
ReplyDeleteLOL omg if i saw anyone in that elephant outfit I think I'll die of laughter!
ReplyDeleteHappy Gobble Gobble day!
ReplyDeleteI bet the color pink is really charming ..excelent post ...I wouldn't bone a turkey though..maybe forcing free humps on pedestrians :P
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Five minutes can really drag out, you know!
ReplyDeleteI would do one of those for free. I'm not going to say which one.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving.
For 10,000.... yup I'd do most of those too... except for the turkey thing... cause that's just nasty.
ReplyDeleteid do ANYTHING!
ReplyDeleteHappy thanksgiving!
ReplyDeleteEW. Again. :)
ReplyDeleteThis has got a very Clue-like feel about it. Do you search for "fucked up insane activities" and let Google do the rest??
ReplyDeleteI'm not willing to pay 10K for any of those so far. Keep trying though.
ReplyDeleteI'd do it! I'd also do things that I would not normally do, like walk out naked with Steve Jobs in a gimp suit at a PETA convention. I'd fuck Steve raw screaming "TASTE MY MEAT! TASTE MY MEAT STEVIE WONDER!"
ReplyDeleteoh wow, why would u do that?
ReplyDeleteIf only I had 10K to give away!
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