WHO WANTS TO SEE AN HONEST-TO-GOD BLOGGER DO SOMETHING STUPID WITHOUT HIS SHIRT ON?

Consider this my annoying pledge drive. Nope, no money needed, unless you want to part with a Benjamin or 14. What I’m looking for are bloggers to join up with my community bloggerdise.com 

[GROAN]

"Oh c’mon! Hear me out!" 

Bloggerdise.com links up bloggers with businesses that are interested in doing giveaways, offers and reviews. We currently have over 370 artists, food brands, webshops, musicians and more. And the service is totally FREE.

We were even reviewed in the NY POST. 

OK, HERE’S THE BET

Right now bloggerdise.com has 485 bloggers. 

If we get to 550…no 580 bloggers by Friday April 22 – I will video tape me doing something stupid.

WHAT TYPE OF STUPIDITY YOU ASK?

Hmmm…good question.

Most definitely it will revolve around me being shirtless (sorry guy bloggers). Ok, sorry girl bloggers too. Let’s just say as we get close to the due date I will offer up decent options you can vote on. I’ll also accept suggestions as well. That's pretty much it.

Thanks for humoring a 40 yr. old creepy blogger. 

WHO WANTS TO SEE AN HONEST-TO-GOD SHIRTLESS BLOGGER SHOVE A SMURF IN HIS MOUTH?

Oh c’mon! You can’t be surprised I’d do a post like this. I mean it is Friday. One of the lowest blog viewing days of the summer. So of course I’m going to use skin and shock value to gain viewers.  And hopefully attract a perverse follower or two. Best of luck to your retinas.

IF I WAS A RECORD ALBUM I’D BE CHEESY

Side A:

Making Love On A Bear Rug In D Major

Woman! Come To Me And Pat My Tushy

Daddy Wants Peace In The Middle East Bad

Shirtless In K-Mart Pt. 1

Kittens & Rainbows Make Me Warm In The Groin

Side B:

I Can Spoon All Night

Shirtless In K-Mart Pt. 2

Not Worth Mentioning

L.F.A.F. (Looking For A Fox)

Let’s Be Naughty On A Rainy Sunday