ODDEST SOFTCORE FETISH MAGAZINE: GIRLS AND CORPSES

There’s no way to describe it other than a zombie on girl themed mag. Just check the site’s cover gallery and you’ll see what I mean. Bikini babes ogling charred skeleton remains. Workout women rubbing up against a decomposing, zombie yoga instructor. Flipping through the mag is like an odd fetish flashback to Amsterdam, only with black tape on the privates. Pretty much anything that’s rolling around our muddy sub-sexual-culture they’ve got an article about (with photo spread). Plus, interviews with twisted, horror gore masters like Rob Zombie. 

They also one up Maxim with their special Girls & Corpses calendar. October's – Seductive Swimmer And Rotting Body In Bermuda Shorts totally does it for me. Check it out.

HOTTEST TELEVANGELIST WIVES

Yeah, probably not the best choice of posts for a NY Jew. But just for the record here, I’m not shooting off blasphemous comments about their lives. All I’m doing is making a simple observation about which pastor’s wife I’d covet and love it. PRAISE JESUS! Again, no disrespect.

 JONI PARSLEY (wife of Rod Parsley)

Ministry: World Harvest Church

Service broadcast time: Sunday, 10am (EST)

VICTORIA OLSTEEN (wife of Joel Olsteen)

Ministry: Joel Olsteen Ministries

Service broadcast time: Sunday, 7:30am (EST)

GLORIA COPELAND (wife of Kenneth Copeland)

Ministry: Kenneth Copeland Ministries

Service broadcast time: 24hrs a day

PAULA WHITE (originally co-ministers w/ ex-husband Randy White)
Ministry: Without Walls International Church
Service broadcast time: Sunday, 9am (EST)

PUBLIC DOMAIN OF AFFECTION

ADMIRAL ACKBAR: ONE COOL CAT!

Sure, you could go with a cheap velvet painting imitation of Dogs Playing Poker, or Elvis. Though if you got the cash, I’d splurge for a Los Hermanos Velezquez original. These twin brothers from Tijuana hand paint each and every museum quality masterpiece. Two true pioneers of this art form. Any of their paintings would make a fine addition to a home. But, if you really want to make a statement (to me), it’s Akbar all the way (only $100 @ ebay.) 

Charles Nelson Reilly is a close second.

ODE TO A USED CONDOM ON THE SIDEWALK.

4 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT SCRAPPLE

Definition: A meat loaf-like substance made from the scraps and trimmings of pork.

1 – Scrapple’s ancestor is a German dish called Panhas.

2 – The love for Scrapple is celebrated at the "Apple-Scrapple Festival" in Bridgeville, Delaware.

3 – Habbersett has been making scrapple since 1863.

4 – Yes, Scrapple is eaten at breakfast time with get this – a squirt of mustard!

EGGS, CHEESE, IN A TAQUITO - IT WASN'T HALF BAD.

"Hello from Red Bank, NJ."


- or whatever bloggers say when they are on vacation while you are all stuck at work.


The above pic is from my room. Not bad for $167 a night. Heading back now, but it was a fun time. Quaint little town. Though the problem is because it was so quaint a lot of the places close early. So our only choice for a late, late dinner was a dicey walk to the 7-11.



The wife settled on ice cream while I was a bit more daring and selected the new 7-11 specialty- taquitos. I wanted the buffalo chicken, but sadly they weren't finished. So I settled on the egg, cheese, and bacon morsel. Bought 2 of 'em for less than 3 bucks. They were delicious and I could eat 'em while walking back to the room. Just hit the spot. Here are 2 shots of these bad boys. Jealous much?