Tuesday, August 7, 2012

AND AFTER HE HAD SEX HIS PENIS EXPLODED!

No joke. When a worker bee is lucky enough to fertilize (get it on) with the queen bee his penis gets ripped off in the process. No locker bragging rights and he dies. Bummer.

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Posted by Copyboy at 12:30 AM

10 comments:

  1. Ms. AAugust 7, 2012 at 1:55 AM

    Worker bees are all female.

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  2. D4August 7, 2012 at 2:45 AM

    According to the very first comment, I'm confused. Hell yeah.

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  3. A Daft Scots LassAugust 7, 2012 at 3:24 AM

    If you sting you're fucked; and if you fuck you're fucked!

    Fuck, its shite being a bee.

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  4. OutcastAugust 7, 2012 at 5:31 AM

    I feel sorry for the bee right now, like you say he can't even brag to his mates, that has to suck.

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  5. MarkAugust 7, 2012 at 5:39 AM

    Poor bastards. No wonder they always seem so angry. Maybe that's why they were dying out, they had some really slutty queens.

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  6. Alex J. CavanaughAugust 7, 2012 at 6:37 AM

    The male bee has one purpose - sex. If death wasn't involved, then that wouldn't be a bad gig!

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  7. The Angry LurkerAugust 7, 2012 at 2:15 PM

    I knew a girl like that!

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  8. ChuckAugust 7, 2012 at 9:45 PM

    Such a violent thought.

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  9. Maurice MitchellAugust 8, 2012 at 2:08 PM

    That title sounds like a National Inquirer cover. LOL

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