I don’t do blog poetry to reveal my feelings. Instead I share intimate, true-ish conversations that have happened in my ilfe.
A bit of setup is needed here: this is with my girlfriend I lost my virginity to. She was a raving bitch. Looking back I also might've been a tad neurotic.
WARNING: Conversation is awkward.
February 22nd, 1990 (In her bed right after my 3rd time having sex)
HAHA!! Don't you know you are NEVER supposed to ask if it was good??? The fuck is wrong with you??
ReplyDeleteIt's no wonder you even made it to the forth time!
Aah, so sweet and awkward. She does sound like a bitch, though.
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Wow. I don't even know what to say dude.
ReplyDeleteI may think you're less adorable now. Unless you do a "post sex with the NEXT ex" thing (that totally rhymed)
haHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletehahahha at first i thought the one who was asking to many questions was the girl :) but then i saw the part "im not getting pregnant" and I laughed. it was YOU!!?!?!?!? lol and lmao
ReplyDeleteno offense!! haha :) twas quite an entertainment for you sharing that :)
ReplyDeleteI just love the fact that you asked if she was psyched to see Bryan Adams. That's just fantastic.
ReplyDeleteThis is like the funniest thing I've ever read this week. LOL.
ReplyDeleteOh cringe. I remember my first time when my boyf at the time wanted to suck my toes as he found it a turn on. As a dancer back then I had horrible feet so said "yeah why not, as long as I can keep my socks on".
ReplyDeleteSo he sucked my toes! Socks an all!
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Ahh those awkward youthful conversations, "was it good for you", "are you sure you're 18" good times...
ReplyDeleteAwww. :D
ReplyDeleteI'd be insanely paranoid if I were a guy and had to trust in a girl taking the Pill. I'm a control freak--I can't cede power.
hilarious....but true!
ReplyDeleteNow when your done, you think about making a sandwich, and thinking "I wonder if she'd go make it for me?"
Lol that's really funny... sounds like my EX. She probly needs: Yeast infection home remedy
ReplyDeleteROFL!!!! Almost makes me wanna take you under my wing, pat your head and say "it's ok." Almost.
ReplyDeleteWe dated? That sounds like something I would say, or have said, but I wasn't in college in the 90s.
ReplyDelete"The First" is rarely "The One." Conversations like this is why.
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