Monday, May 14, 2012

CANDID CONVERSATIONS WITH MY EX-COLLEGE-GIRLFRIEND AFTER HAVING SEX (an ongoing series)


I don’t do blog poetry to reveal my feelings. Instead I share intimate, true-ish conversations that have happened in my ilfe.
A bit of setup is needed here: this is with my girlfriend I lost my virginity to. She was a raving bitch. Looking back I also might've been a tad neurotic.

WARNING: Conversation is awkward.

February 22nd, 1990 (In her bed right after my 3rd time having sex)








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17 comments:

  1. HAHA!! Don't you know you are NEVER supposed to ask if it was good??? The fuck is wrong with you??

    It's no wonder you even made it to the forth time!

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  2. Aah, so sweet and awkward. She does sound like a bitch, though.
    xo

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  3. Wow. I don't even know what to say dude.
    I may think you're less adorable now. Unless you do a "post sex with the NEXT ex" thing (that totally rhymed)

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  4. hahahha at first i thought the one who was asking to many questions was the girl :) but then i saw the part "im not getting pregnant" and I laughed. it was YOU!!?!?!?!? lol and lmao

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  5. no offense!! haha :) twas quite an entertainment for you sharing that :)

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  6. I just love the fact that you asked if she was psyched to see Bryan Adams. That's just fantastic.

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  7. This is like the funniest thing I've ever read this week. LOL.

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  8. Oh cringe. I remember my first time when my boyf at the time wanted to suck my toes as he found it a turn on. As a dancer back then I had horrible feet so said "yeah why not, as long as I can keep my socks on".

    So he sucked my toes! Socks an all!

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    Kate Collings
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  9. Ahh those awkward youthful conversations, "was it good for you", "are you sure you're 18" good times...

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  10. Awww. :D

    I'd be insanely paranoid if I were a guy and had to trust in a girl taking the Pill. I'm a control freak--I can't cede power.

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  11. hilarious....but true!
    Now when your done, you think about making a sandwich, and thinking "I wonder if she'd go make it for me?"

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  12. Lol that's really funny... sounds like my EX. She probly needs: Yeast infection home remedy

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  13. ROFL!!!! Almost makes me wanna take you under my wing, pat your head and say "it's ok." Almost.

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  14. I was able to get my ex back after I followed the instructions at www.saveabreakup.com I totally recommend this site, saveabreakup.com helped me a lot, all I can say is big THANKS!!! I'm so happy now...

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  15. We dated? That sounds like something I would say, or have said, but I wasn't in college in the 90s.

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  16. "The First" is rarely "The One." Conversations like this is why.

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