Sunday, May 6, 2012

YES, JESSICA ALBA HAS A CRUSH ON ME. LET’S GET PAST IT.


Proof you say? Last night I got not one, not two, but three emails from the irresistible Invisible Woman. See for yourself.

So tell me blogosphere, how would you let her down gently?

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14 comments:

  1. She liked me so much that she sent me an email saying she was willing to give me a free estimate on my next car insurance purchase.

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    1. some chick named Flo keeps doing that. But I don't have her last name, so I'm not going for some girl with a Cher crisis.

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  2. I don't think there's such a thing as letting a woman down gently. We all seek our revenge, sooner or later.

    Love,
    Janie Lola

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  3. Haha this is hilarious, I'm so jealous of you buddy.

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  4. What woman couldn't have a thing for you? You're adorable! Just let her down real easy. It will be tough on her!

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  5. Let her down? The only thing I'd let her down on to is a soft bed. I say go for it.

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    1. This. +1. Only add "tie up to" instead of "let her down on."

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  6. The same way I'd let Kate down - regretfully but gently.

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  7. she's been blowing up my inbox lately also! Something about wanting another baby...

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  8. She seem very interested in the speed of your PC.

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  9. I think you should gently tell her that while you are absolutely willing to show her the speed of your "PC" *wink wink* that your wife no longer allows threesomes with celebrities on account that they become psychotic stalkers. You can also tell her that you are pretty sure she wouldn't be one of those crazies... although your PC is pretty fantastic and there are no guarantees that she won't become obsessed with you immediately afterward.

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  10. If only she weren't trying to sell me a product, I'd probably let her down gently on a bed. Preferably naked.

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  11. Tell her you prefer blondes and people with talent. That oughta do it.

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