Sunday, May 6, 2012

YES, JESSICA ALBA HAS A CRUSH ON ME. LET’S GET PAST IT.


Proof you say? Last night I got not one, not two, but three emails from the irresistible Invisible Woman. See for yourself.

So tell me blogosphere, how would you let her down gently?

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Posted by Copyboy at 10:00 AM

15 comments:

  1. MichaelMay 6, 2012 at 10:25 AM

    She liked me so much that she sent me an email saying she was willing to give me a free estimate on my next car insurance purchase.

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    1. AdamMay 6, 2012 at 11:14 AM

      some chick named Flo keeps doing that. But I don't have her last name, so I'm not going for some girl with a Cher crisis.

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  2. Debra She Who SeeksMay 6, 2012 at 12:33 PM

    She's so needy.

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  3. Janie JunebugMay 6, 2012 at 12:46 PM

    I don't think there's such a thing as letting a woman down gently. We all seek our revenge, sooner or later.

    Love,
    Janie Lola

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  4. OutcastMay 6, 2012 at 12:54 PM

    Haha this is hilarious, I'm so jealous of you buddy.

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  5. BBMay 6, 2012 at 2:57 PM

    What woman couldn't have a thing for you? You're adorable! Just let her down real easy. It will be tough on her!

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  6. MarkMay 6, 2012 at 3:09 PM

    Let her down? The only thing I'd let her down on to is a soft bed. I say go for it.

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    1. Thomas Duder, Author of the ThingsMay 6, 2012 at 4:40 PM

      This. +1. Only add "tie up to" instead of "let her down on."

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  7. Alex J. CavanaughMay 6, 2012 at 3:21 PM

    The same way I'd let Kate down - regretfully but gently.

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  8. MRanthropeMay 6, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    she's been blowing up my inbox lately also! Something about wanting another baby...

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  9. Ms. AMay 6, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    She seem very interested in the speed of your PC.

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  10. MileyMay 6, 2012 at 6:03 PM

    I think you should gently tell her that while you are absolutely willing to show her the speed of your "PC" *wink wink* that your wife no longer allows threesomes with celebrities on account that they become psychotic stalkers. You can also tell her that you are pretty sure she wouldn't be one of those crazies... although your PC is pretty fantastic and there are no guarantees that she won't become obsessed with you immediately afterward.

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  11. D4May 7, 2012 at 12:49 AM

    If only she weren't trying to sell me a product, I'd probably let her down gently on a bed. Preferably naked.

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  12. AnonymousMay 8, 2012 at 2:40 AM

    Tell her you prefer blondes and people with talent. That oughta do it.

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