Wednesday, May 9, 2012

MINTY, FRESH ERECTIONS


Too embarrassed to ask the doc for the sample pack of hard-on medication? No worries. Just chew some refreshing Sexlet gum. As reported in the NY Daily News, these peppermint-flavored Sexlets are not Viagra and can be bought over the counter without a prescription. They contain such libido-enhancing ingredients as ginseng, Vitamin E and yohimbe bark (increases blood flow to the penis).  A packet costs $11.97 for 15 sticks.  
Oops, almost slipped my mind: Too much of the gum could lead to kidney failure, seizures or death. My bad.

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14 comments:

  1. Hi! Please send a package for my hubby! I'll put the whole thing in his pasta. He'll just think I didn't cook it enough!

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  2. Almost a dollar a stick for something that you can OD on? I'm glad I have the opposite problem of ED...

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  3. Wait, what was that last part? All the blood has rushed out of my head and all I hear is mumbling.

    But ohhhhh boy, dig this hard-on! My tentacles could pound rocks into dust at this rate...

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  4. Some very interesting comments! What one does for a good release.

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  5. Wow, this definitely sounds interesting to me haha, thankfully I don't have any issues for now and I don't need to utilise this stuff yet.

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  6. What's a little kidney failure in the name of great sex?

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  7. As long as you die after you get your nasty on. I think one of the worst ways to die would be during sex, just before you pass the point of no return.

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  8. I thought they just changed the flavour of the little swimmers, flipping heck!

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  9. wow guess that's not the gum you want the kiddies to find in your purse

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  10. I'll take kidney failure for 400, please Alex.

    Love,
    Lola

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  11. I want to thank you for this post. This information was very helpful.Please keep up the good work and I look forward to more of your great posts! spice diamond

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