I gotta give props to the BeWild.com product blurb writers. They took a seemingly “one trick pony” of a product (STINKY SWEAT SPRAY) and turned it into an honest-to-God ipad killer. Just look at their list of features and benefits…
- Repels advances from the opposite sex
- Real sweat smell
- Ice breaker at important gatherings
- Works fast
- Annoys any friend and/or family member
- One bottle offers a generous supply of prank opportunities
- Only $3.99 (per bottle)
From the makers of stanky crotch spray.... which is equally "regrettable"!
ReplyDeleteIt's so much cheaper than an iPad too and it does sound a lot better.
ReplyDeleteThey're gods. I still have yet to cross "Sell used socks successfully" off my bucket list. I will take a page out of these guys' books.
ReplyDeletefunny name
ReplyDeleteGross!
ReplyDeleteThe ideas that some people come up with... -_-
ReplyDeleteI like it. And my blog is public again. Lola returns on Monday. Hope you'll visit us.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie Lola
I can sell my sweat?
ReplyDeleteThis is great!
ReplyDeleteLOL and the sad part? It probably sells a ton. :D
ReplyDeleteI don't need it. I naturally smell awful.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds absolutely crazy haha, it's so awesome how they actually managed to make a list of plausible benefits owning such a product would offer though haha.
ReplyDeleteeven if had wanted to keep some ppl away from me, i wont use this yikes.
ReplyDeletehaha