TOP 4 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD THANK GOD EVERY DAY THAT YOU GET PIMPLES ON YOUR ASS

Smart-ass doctors refer to butt acne as Folliculitis. What the F is it an early warning sign of?

#1- That you my dear might have developed a staph infection that needs to be treated by a skin doc.

#2- It could mean the pants you’re wearing are way too tight. For ladies it’s a toss up. For guys it’s a sign we’ve gained weight and need to get healthy (I can relate).

#3- BED BUGS MIGHT HAVE INFESTED YOUR HOME!

#4- You did a nasty job cleaning your hot tub (which could cause a decent amount of monetary damage if not remedied...or create a time machine.)

MIND F*CK OF THE DAY

If you were invited to a party at God’s house what would you bring as a gift?

COME TO THINK OF IT, WHY DID GOD GIVE MEN NIPPLES?

Off hand no useful reasons come to mind. Can’t just be for the Purple Nurples. If you’ve never had the pleasure of being treated to one be thankful. That’s when a bully or best friend grabs your nipple and gives 3 to 5 hard twists. Excruciating! In the West I believe kids refer to it as a Titty Twister.

So back to the question of why God decided to keep the nipple feature in the male models. Gave it a google and found that the answer to be kinda lame. Apparently when we are in the early fetus stages we are gender-neutral. So just to be on the safe side, God (or whatever deity you worship) pops on a pair of nipples. That way if you go the female route all is good.

FYI…scientists say men do have the ability to lactate in extreme situations, so that’s a bonus. I guess.