I’m assuming you have a Mr. Wolf* in your life that can remove bodies at all hours of night. So I’ll just skip to the blood removal part.
Step 1. Dump a generous amount of peroxide on the stains.
Step 2. Add cold water (hot water will set stain).
Step 3. Wait ‘til mixture starts to bubble then rinse again with water.
Step 4. Towel off areas completely.
BONUS: Use portable vac for any leftover bone bits and brain matter.
* Harvey Keitel – Pulp Fiction (1994)
