The best I can muster here is an optimistic MAYBE. At least that’s the way I’ve been lead to believe (based on a couple of semi-reputable posts on the net.) Here’s what I do know (take it or leave it)...
THE BAD PART
If you do have Smurf piss most likely it’s because you are being treated for a disease (courtesy of our friend the mosquito)...
...known as Malaria. Symptoms include:
- Fever
- Shivering
- Vomiting
And a slew of other nasty stuff that does include (I’m sorry to say – Death). However, the disease is cureable if you catch it early enough. Which is my segue to the…
THE GOOD-ish PART
One of the many treatments for Malaria is Methylene Blue.
Though in most instances it’s not really the popular drug of choice due to its meh side effects:
- Vomiting
- Cramps
- Fever
- Rapid heart rate
- And yes, blue skin, eyes, and piss.
Other than that, from what I’ve read they say Methylene Blue is relatively safe to ingest (in small quantities I assume). Plus, the blue side effects will eventually fade away. So YES, in theory, you can move ahead with that nasty prank you planned for your friend.
WHERE CAN I SCORE SOME?
Found it on Amazon for $4.99
PLEASE NOTE: I AM NOT A DOCTOR. I AM A MORON WHO BARELY BROKE 1000 ON HIS SATs. THAT’S MY TACTFUL WAY OF SAYING DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME – OR AT LEAST GO TO WebMD BEFORE YOU DO.
