The best I can muster here is an optimistic MAYBE. At least that’s the way I’ve been lead to believe (based on a couple of semi-reputable posts on the net.) Here’s what I do know (take it or leave it)...
THE BAD PART
If you do have Smurf piss most likely it’s because you are being treated for a disease (courtesy of our friend the mosquito)...
...known as Malaria. Symptoms include:
- Fever
- Shivering
- Vomiting
And a slew of other nasty stuff that does include (I’m sorry to say – Death). However, the disease is cureable if you catch it early enough. Which is my segue to the…
THE GOOD-ish PART
One of the many treatments for Malaria is Methylene Blue.
Though in most instances it’s not really the popular drug of choice due to its meh side effects:
- Vomiting
- Cramps
- Fever
- Rapid heart rate
- And yes, blue skin, eyes, and piss.
Other than that, from what I’ve read they say Methylene Blue is relatively safe to ingest (in small quantities I assume). Plus, the blue side effects will eventually fade away. So YES, in theory, you can move ahead with that nasty prank you planned for your friend.
WHERE CAN I SCORE SOME?
Found it on Amazon for $4.99
PLEASE NOTE: I AM NOT A DOCTOR. I AM A MORON WHO BARELY BROKE 1000 ON HIS SATs. THAT’S MY TACTFUL WAY OF SAYING DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME – OR AT LEAST GO TO WebMD BEFORE YOU DO.
i'd so put these in the office water cooler.
ReplyDeletefor real....
I hate mosquitoes.
ReplyDeletecouldn't you just eat one of those little blue cakes they hang in the toilet? I hear they taste like butterscotch...
ReplyDeletedid you ever see that guy on Oprah that is blue? It's weird!
ReplyDeletethe cure for malaria is on amazon for 5 dollars?
ReplyDeleteOH, TECHNOLOGY
You can score it in any General Biology college course. I accidentally dyed my fingers blue when I took bio over the summer.
ReplyDeleteYou CAN make your poop bright ass green if you drink too much blue kool-aid but I don't know of any actually SAFE tricks to the blue pee thing.
what is it with boys and their pee..?
ReplyDeletei enjoyed this :)
ReplyDeleteJust eat lots of blue food colouring. Its probably safer that that other shite. Think simple...
ReplyDeleteSounds like a hell of a way to fuck with someone.
ReplyDeletecan't you take that medication without having malaria and still piss blue?
ReplyDeleteI'm just askin'
very interesting man..:)
ReplyDeleteVery nice, i follow you...
ReplyDeleteSo I should get malaria to get blue piss :(
ReplyDeleteOh wait... I dont want blue piss :D
I had no idea you could buy medication of any sort on amazon. I think I will not try to turn my piss blue, I don't need my skin blue as well.
ReplyDeletetry blus kool aide! lots and lots of it
ReplyDeleteLOL man that would be so epic if you could turn your piss blue!
ReplyDeleteOne can get blue halo from this as side effect.
ReplyDeleteUmm yeah, I know that you can make it llok like your ass is bleeding if you eat certain types of red velvet cupcakes. happened to my daughter and it freaked my mom out. She called me at work crying thinking that my daughter was pooping blood. That was not an awesome day.
ReplyDeleteI also used to take vitamins that turned my neon yellow!
I left out pee in that last sentence.
ReplyDeleteBlue piss for only having malaria? Done
ReplyDeleteBlue pee would be awesome in the snow!
ReplyDeleteHaha - that just made me lol.
ReplyDeleteAsparagus also help to change urine color.
Following. ;)
thats epic i want mine to be blue
ReplyDeleteLOL...many potential prank scenarios for that "medicine". ;)
ReplyDeleteYou can score some at your local fish store. It's commonly used to treat fish diseases. :) I used to have a bottle of this stuff when I raised/bred tropical fish.
ReplyDeleteShall we talk about malachite green now?
Nice toilet!
ReplyDeletelol. The cure for malaria turns you blue and has similar side effects. I guess being a smurf is better than dying.
ReplyDeleteblue pee!? haha, too funny
ReplyDeleteI don't like to pee Smurf color, I think I'm fine pissing Simpsons color, lol
ReplyDeleteWhy would you turn your friend's pee blue when you could just as easily have a pizza ordered to his house or call and ask if his refrigerator is running? Just curious...
ReplyDeletehaha interesting :P
ReplyDeleteI got it mixed up with "methyl blue", the stain :P
I hear dragons have blue blood :P
Blue pee in the snow would look like a giant sno-cone.
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