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OUR APOLOGIES TO HEIDI MONTAG-PRATT’S VAGINA AND BREASTS.

by Klub-Kidz (NWM Staff Writer)

As bloggers it’s expected that we’re going to criticize, offer opinions and poke fun at pop culture. However as news sources, we do owe it to ourselves to try to get our facts straight before doing so. Even we are not impervious to those kind of mistakes. Case in point, previously NWM had reported that Heidi Montag-Pratt had undergone 10 surgical cosmetic procedures which were as follows:

BOTOX, NOSE JOB REVISION, MINI BROW LIFT, CHIN REDUCTION, FAT INJECTIONS, BREAST ENHANCMENTS (to a DD), LIPOSUCTION (on waist, thighs and neck), VAGINAL REJUVENATION and BUTTOCKS CONTOURING.

We were sadly mistaken on two counts. Apparently Mrs. Montag-Pratt had her breasts enhanced to a triple D size and instead of vaginal rejuvenation she had her ears pinned back. Live and learn I guess.

FYI…check out Heidi’s new hit single “Superficial” on iTunes and Amazon now.