HOT OR NOT OR JAILED?

FYI….It’s freaky weird being a Jew in NYC on Easter morning. IT’S LIKE DAY OF THE LIVING JEW OUTSIDE. 

So I’ll probably just stay in and order Chinese food and surf the net. Actually, one gem I already found was 

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It’s the perfect site if you ever need a nice injection of “At least my life ain’t as bad as that guy”.

Essentially you scroll through mug shots of folks arrested from Phoenix and Maricopa County. And if you click on any photo the site features the reason for their arrest. Happy Easter!

DONE WITH PASSOVER AND NOW READY FOR EASTER MONDAY

I'm all Passovered out right down to the very last shriveled up matzo ball (mom likes to roast 'em).  Now it’s back to reality and waiting anxiously for Easter Monday. 

Never heard of it? Why that’s the day where all the good girl and boy Jews of the world anxiously await the Holy Laboriosus (latin for coworker) to reward them with sweets from their Easter Sunday festivities. 

Sadly (due to a depressed economy and a more health conscious America) pickings have been kinda slim the last handful of years. Though I still remain hopeful – Gladis from accounting is expecting 40 people over her house this year. That means I got a decent shot at snatching up an Easter Basket of some forgetful, ADD kid. I shall pray this week for a Easter Monday Miracle Basket that has one (or both) of these sweet new additions.

GIANT BLEEDING HEART GUMMY CANDY

Loaded with gushing candy blood. Available in wild and sour cherry. Extra blood is included too. Only $6.99 at ThinkGeek.

CHOCOLATE ZOMBIE BUNNY

Not much to say except that it’s a brain sucking undead bunny made of white chocolate. Only $14.99 at ThinkGeek.

YIPPEE! RESURRECTION OF CHRIST CANDIES ARE ALREADY HERE!

Walked into the neighborhood uber-pharmacy this week and I already saw the Easter candies displayed. Of course I don’t celebrate the Big E. I do Passover (the one where you have to eat crackers instead of bread for a week). Though that doesn’t mean I can’t partake in the sugar sweet sins of Eastery goodness. I’m over 18 so I can buy whatever I want in any store. OR I can just wait ‘til my officemates bring in leftovers on Monday. Anyhow here’s what Easter candy I’ve seen so far … and 10 days later you'll witness the resurrection of my big belly.

10 THINGS I’M 62.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT PEEPS.

1- In 1953, just one PEEP® took 27 hours to make.

2- One PEEP® has just 32 calories and zero grams of fat.

3- A good percentage of PEEPS® connoisseurs like to eat them stale.

4- A week after Easter the annual PEEP® Off eating contest is held in Sacramento (first one was held in Maryland in 1994).

5- Dennis Gross set a record by eating 102 PEEPS® in 5 minutes at the 2003 PEEP® Off .

6- The folks at the Just Born plant churn out about 1 billion PEEPS® a year (works out to 4 million a day).

7- In 2009 Just Born introduced PEEPS® lip balm.

8- Americans consume about 600 million PEEPS® every Easter.

9- The Sears Tower in Chicago is 8000 PEEPS® tall.

10- In the late 1950s the wings were removed from the PEEPS® design.

EATIN' PEEPS®!!