With it comes the stank of stale beer. Foods dipped in powdered sugar-coated cholesterol. Rickety rides that are lawsuits waiting to happen. And of course, the games of “skill” designed to lure adolescent boys with the hopes of winning a giant teddy for their date, but in reality get raped of their hard-earned allowance/lawn-mowing money. Oh, and lets not forget those games of chance. The most popular of which is the ol’ plastic duckies in the kiddie pool. Choose the right ducky and you win a prize.
AND WHAT IF FISHY IS SICKY?
That kind of sucks for your kid to witness. Which of course will bring up a hornet’s nest of questions. Why is fishy swimming upside down? Why doesn’t fishy swim for the food? Is fishy dying? Can’t really help you in the answers department, but I can help you KILL THAT FISH in the most humane manner possible. From what I read flushing does not count as a proper way to euthanize fishy. Does swirling around in waste ‘n water to your doom sound like a great way to go to you?
THE RIGHT WAY TO KILL FISHY
It’s a lot easier than you think. Just follow these steps and your fishy will be able to painlessly pass on and meet its maker.
Step 1. Remove sick fishy from tank or bowl
Step 2. Place sick fishy in a cup of water.
Step 3. Add a half a bottle of Clove Oil (cost $3 online).
Step 4. Wait 24 hours for fishy to sleep with the um fishies.
Step 5. Make sure fishy is dead.
Step 6. Flush away fishy with a clear conscience.
HAPPY SUMMER!!!
