Showing posts with label image comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label image comics. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

THE HOLY TRINITY OF PICKS BY SMURF JESUS


Seems like Smurf Jesus is going for the Trifecta of balls-to-the-wall weird this week.

#1- MOVIES
KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE (1977): Before Airplane and Naked Gun the Zucker Bros. (with partner Jim Abrams) shat out this cinematic load. 90 minutes of comedy skit classics like Catholic School Girls in Trouble and Fistful of Yen. Stars Bill Bixby (hulk), Donald Sutherland, and bad Bond George Lazenby.



 #2- COMIC BOOKS
SWEET TOOTH: Rather than asking yourself why this boy has antlers, you should really wonder what the F happened to the other 8 kids in the lab. Just saying. This graphic opus by writer/artist Jeff Lemire is now at issue #12 and is showing no signs of slowing down. If you are craving one of those post-apocalyptic, weepy, religious, horror, pandemic stories then Smurf Jesus says you've just found your grail. 



#3- SPREADS

BACONNAISE™: SJ considers this a successful marriage of pork bellies and fat. Baconnaise’s creamy, smokiness brings out the true flavor of any burger, burrito, or beet salad.

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Saturday, December 5, 2009

GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE AND READ THS COMIC BOOK!

by Graphic-Guy (NWM Staff Writer)

Sometime, someone (most likely during the McCarthy era) proclaimed if you’re fully puberty’d you are NOT ALLOWED to appreciate pictures that have bubbles and words. The other big stumbling block for comic books are that most people think they are only about superheroes in spandex. Which was true back in the 80s. A genre that accounted for 99.8% of all comics. 20 years later that number has significantly dropped to 99.3%. One such “non-hero” book which has been gaining lots of notoriety in the comics industry this year is CHEW, from Image comics.

The series is written by John Layman and illustrated by Rob Guillory. Probably the biggest reason behind the success of this book has to be the concept. It takes place in an altered version of our present day. In this universe the Bird Flu had literally become a pandemic wiping out 100s of millions of people worldwide. As a result the FDA outlawed chicken in the United States. Which (not unlike alcohol prohibition) forced people to open underground clubs that illegally serve this flavorful fowl. One person trying to crack down on these criminals to the best of his ability is FDA agent, Tony Chu. What makes Chu special is he is also a cibopathic. That’s the ability to get a psychic impression from anything eaten (except beets). If Tony eats a hamburger, he’ll see and feel everything done to that cow. He samples of some illegal chicken, he can see the smugglers faces. Needless to say Agent Chu is a very valuable commodity on the force that's made lots of friends and even more enemies.

All in all CHEW has the perfect balance of humor, action and gore. Guillory’s graphic cartoony style (see below) is a great fit for the crazy plotlines. It also totally syncs up with how Layman writes these characters. If you’re looking for an incredible mature story that’ll pretty much keep you guessing to the very last frame, cast your aspersions aside and pick up the trade of the first CHEW story arc (Taster’s Choice). Now available at Amazon for only $9.99





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