HOW TO MAKE THAT WATER DROP NOISE WITH YOUR MOUTH.

by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)

Saw Ally Sheedy do it in the Breakfast Club and never could figure it out, until now.

[courtesy of Wikihow.com]

 

Step 1.

Open your mouth wide, but close your lips to form a tiny “O”.

 

Step 2.

Repeatedly flick your finger against your cheek until you can make a popping noise.

 

Step 3. (the hard part to master)

As you flick your cheek, make a sort of whistling sound with your mouth, using your tongue to push out air. You only need to push out a little bit of air and should last about half a second each time.

 

Step 4.

Repeat until you get it right or go crazy.

AN ELVIS ARMY AT YOUR DISPOSAL.

The king might be dead, but his spirit lives on in the US, Canada, Sweden, UK and parts of Australia. At least that’s the country count so far for the Elvis Entertainers Network. Right now they have around 70-ish Elvii (proper plural spelling). Hire ‘em for corporate gigs, festivals, fundraisers, nightclubs, grand openings, trade shows, banquets, conventions, promotional events, weddings, and bar mitzvahs. Pretty much anything you can think of for the ultimate King of the party. On the Elvis Entertainers Network you can browse all the Elvii and check their pics and bios. Then submit your choice, answer some questions and you’re on your way to getting your very own Elvis. Yahoo Answers say the going rate is around $500 per appearance (not sure how many Elvii you get with that). The Elvis Entertainers Network folks are always scouring the earth, looking for new talent. Their goal is to be Elvis-global in under 3 years. So if you have muttons for burns and know every word to Hunka, Hunka Burning Love, drop ‘em a line. You might be their next recruit.

What’s better than one Elvis skydiver? How about 4 of them?

YAHOO ANSWER OF THE DAY.

[official YA transcript]

Help Identify A Really Popular Techno Song?

It has this as its intro...

" Du Du Du Du, Du Du Du Du Du, Du Du Du Du, Du Du Du Du Du Du.."

It has the "du" in the song all the way til the end.

It has NO LYRICS.

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

Not here, not now, not ever!

YAHOO ANSWERS TACKLE INAPPROPRIATE URGES.

I don’t remember this topic ever being covered in sex-ed, in the back of the school bus, or the gym locker room. Sleep away camp, maybe.

[Official YA transcript]

Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?

I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

This is ok. Don't be ashamed. You're not sick, you're not weird. You're just turned on by the sound and thought of sex, whether it's a porn video or your parents in the next room

2^nd Answer

i personally have never done that or even had the thought of doing that, but im sure you dont touch yourself thinking ohh wow im turned on by my parents.. you are simply just related the sounds of someone you hear and not thinking its your parents.. i dont think its entirly abnormal as long as you are not getting your kicks on thinking of your parents doing it..

WILL SNORTING CRACKERS MAKE ME FALL ASLEEP?

Special thanks to Yahoo Answers for nipping this future teen fad in the bud.

[Official YA Transcript]

Question: Will snorting crackers make me fall asleep? A friend told me he used to snort crackers to fall asleep.

Answer 1. It seems extremely unlikely to me that it would make you fall asleep. Also do not even try it because it will for sure damage your nasal tissue and can cause you health problems. So don't do it.

Answer 2. Do not put any foreign substance into your nose, also crackers are not psychoactive, tell your friend to learn something or get new friends.