DELICIOUS DEXTROSE FROM AROUND THE WORLD

Germany

France. 

1 TOY FROM MY DECADE THAT COULD KICK ANY TOY’S ASS TODAY.

WEEBLE FIGURES (1973): Weebles wobble, but they don’t fall down. They also hurt like a mutha when your supposed friend (Billy Fesner) chucks one at your head. These plastic playthings of death were probably most famous for their fun "choking hazard" design. Love to know the figure of Weeble-related emergency room cases back in the day. Still, they looked cool in the Weeble-Van (with shag carpeting).

ODD DEEP FRIED FOOD OF THE DAY

Deep Fried Butter = 1085 calories


Sorry I've still been sick. Hopefully I'll be better soon and in blog reader mode. 

YES, THIS IS A SEXUAL FETISH.

Fetish:

EMETOPHILIA

Definition:

When an individual is aroused by vomiting or observing others vomit.

WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS – BLOG ABOUT DIANE KEATON

Don’t ask me how I know this, but I do. DIANE KEATON (yes, the one that won an Oscar for Annie Hall) directed the music video to Belinda Carlisle's smash hit – Heaven Is A Place On Earth. You can google it if ya want, but it is true.

FYI…I’m home from work today with 100ish fever. So that might explain today’s post…or not.

Give a listen to this infectious late 80s beat.

EBAY ODDBALL FIND: MYSPACE, THE TSHIRT

Now you can wear your site with pride. Be the first (or rather second) to own the “Myspace is my anti-drug” shirt. Available ONLY in junior sizes and in sexy, Myspace blue. You'll be the envy of all your Facebookand Friendster friends. Click to start your bidding now.

PERFECT JESUS ACTION FIGURE FOR EASTER BASKETS

Now your little ones can reenact the resurrection. Or just have the super son of God battle it out with the Romans, Judas,Barabas, and the Jews that sold JC out for the common thief.

G.I. JESUS: Packaging features REAL Bible quotes ($7.95 @ baronbob.com).