Looking for a wholesome treat? Well if the Lord Savior Jesus Christ is welcome in your home so will WALKING WITH JESUS gummy candy. Each Gummy Jesus footprint is only 87 calories and has zero fat. And right now on Amazon you can buy the WALKING WITH JESUS value sizes carton (which contains 25 mini-snack packs) for only $6.99. Good for car trips, religious retreat weekends, Sunday school, and church carnivals. And great for every member of the family, except if you have a 3 yr. old. Apparently these candies are choking hazards for young kids click here to order.
Jesus sweeties! Gosh just what I've been looking for to fill those empty Christmas stockings.
ReplyDeleteWhat won't they make?
ReplyDeleteAll praise his gummy name!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I want these so badly.
ReplyDeletePerfect for all the little monsters at Halloween. Even more perfect for all the big, teen thug monsters!
ReplyDeletejesus fucking christ!
ReplyDeleteThey fall right through the holes in my hand.
ReplyDeleteSTIGMATA!
Now, I've seen everything.
ReplyDeleteYum! Yum! Gimme some.
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ReplyDeleteGod that's frickin awesome.
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you how many times I've had a craving for Jesus's footprints. Someone finally filled an important niche. Coming soon--cotton candy called "God's Breath" and let's not forget for our Jewish friends, "Moses Molasses Crisps."
ReplyDeleteDO atheists burn when they swallow these or something? There has to be something cool about 'em!
ReplyDeleteWonder if they'll start serving these instead of the Eucharist. Communion just got a lot more tasty.
ReplyDeleteyou've got to be freaking kidding me!! haha
ReplyDeleteonly 87 calories until you soak them in vodka!
ReplyDeletewow. something for everyone.
ReplyDeleteHaha! Did Jesus die before he tried these delicious candies? What a hilariously silly item!
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