MY FREAK FLAG IS FLYING THIS TUESDAY BECAUSE…

…it is in honor of last Wednesday. I got wasted! Big whoop. Right? Well on this occasion I did something I haven’t done in at least 5 months (since I started dieting). I ate Chef Boyardee CheesyBurger Ravioli  (300 calories) right out of the can! It was ice cold and it tasted delish! 

Personally I think all canned foods should be eaten that way. Microwaving kills its natural juices. The heat makes the sauce all watery too. 

The freak flag I choose to fly features a dead drunk pirate. Specifically TIME FLIES WHEN YOU'RE HAVING RUM PIRATE.

Since most of my drunkness can be attributed to a certain amount of rum based shots I feel this is an appropriate F-flag to fly. It sells for $4.99 on Ebay.

GUESS WHAT’S IN THIS CAN.

Can you identify this delicious canned meal based on the ingredients and preservatives featured on the removed label?

Tomatoes (Water, Tomato Puree), Water, Ground Beef (No More than 26% Fat), Enriched Wheat Macaroni Product with Fortified Protein made with Casein (Enriched Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Malted Barley Flour, Niacin, Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate (Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Folic Acid), Casein, Wheat Gluten, Nicotinic Acid, Thiamine Hydrochloride, Riboflavin, Reduced Iron), CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Carrots, Textured Vegetable Protein (Soy Protein Concentrate and Caramel Coloring), Crackermeal (Wheat Flour, Niacin, Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate (Vitamin B1), Riboflavin (Vitamin B2), Folic Acid), Salt, Onions, Citric Acid, Flavorings, Caramel Coloring and Soybean Oil. CONTAINS: MILK, SOY, WHEAT.

Left click mouse and highlight the space below to reveal the answer.

CHEF BOYARDEE MEAT RAVIOLI