HOW MANY PEOPLE HAS JASON HACKED TO DEATH?

America’s favorite psychotic goalie (Jason Voorhees) has amassed quite a kill list from all the Friday the 13^th movies. Here’s the total tally (not including the remake, TV series or when he kicked Freddy’s butt).

• Friday the 13th - ZIP (the mom did it)
  
• Friday the 13th Part 2 - 9
  
• Friday the 13th Part III - 12
  
• Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter - 13
  
• Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning - ZERO(credit goes to Crazy Roy) 
  
• Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives - 18
  
• Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood - 16
  
• Friday the 13th VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - 19
  
• Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday- 21* (*Jay's soul did the hacking.)
  
• Jason X - 28

TOTAL BODY COUNT = 136

GUARANTEED YOU’VE NEVER HEARD THIS PERVERSE PHRASE UTTERED ON A FRIDAY (or a Tuesday for that matter)

Girl on guinea pig action

Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and to call me a creepy, sexist pig.