Apparently Sly’s mom (psychic to the stars) has revived the ancient art of Rumpology. The wiki post states that Rumpology is way of predicting a person’s future based on the markings and pimples on the ass. The left butt cheek represents your past, while the right one…well you get the picture.
ASS-TROLOGY FACT-ISH:
German Rumpologist Ulf Beck claims that people with round butts are happier than people with flat ones.
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Just have a buddy (or lover) snap an 800 pixel shot of your better half. Then send it over to Jackie (with a payment of $125). She’ll then give you a personalized prediction of everything that will happen to you in the following year. You’ll also receive an 8 X10 glossy print of your rear end. The perfect gift for that special someone in your life.
DON'T WAIT!!! Click here to find out about your ASS-tounding future.
