Showing posts with label cartoon strip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cartoon strip. Show all posts

Thursday, September 16, 2010

MY CREEPY SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT


Yes, I leer and stare a bit too long when walking by you ladies. Is it wrong? Of course, I’m a pig. And if I did it to you – my apologies. Though in my defense I’m not the only one on the planet you know. I’m sure your significant others, close guy friends, co-workers, and even your dads would plead guilty to the very same charge. And now you can see if for yourself (without being in harm's way). Guys I also throw this experiment out to you all as well. You'll be amazed at what you learn about our species.


EASY, YET CREEPY SOCIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENT

Step 1.
Find a hot girl walking. I usually hide in the bushes until I see one. Though I’m sure standing and doing nothing is just as sufficient.


Step 2. 
Walk approximately 1.5 feet behind the girl. Any closer and you might make her nervous and throw off her rhythm.

Step 3. 
Simply watch the guys’ give her looks as they walk by. Again, you will be amazed at what you discover.

BONUS:
For an extra thrill I sometimes choose a random girl that I haven’t seen her face yet. Then I learn about her looks by watching the guys’ reactions while walking by. Very enlightening...and yes, shallow. 


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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

A BALD GUY AND A JEW TEAM UP TO CREATE SOMETHING


I’m the Jew (if you haven’t guessed) and the bald guy is Tom, my former boss. He’s really creative. And that’s not just me blowing sunshine up his ass. I don't have to do that anymore. Boss of what you ask? We both worked together at a below-the-line ad agency. What’s a below-the-line advertising agency? That’ll be for another post (WARNING: It will contain instant redeemable coupons).
Anyhow, we decided to combine our talents and create what you see below. Now I’m not going to tell you who did what. That’d be like revealing which kid had a bad case of explosive diarrhea during a swimming lesson back in 1976 (for another post that’ll be slightly better than the coupon one – promise).  





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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

 
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