In 1980, my dad got me the Millennium Falcon for the 3rd night of Chanukah. I nearly Mztfached (made up Yiddish word for "crap") myself.
Not sure I would've secreted anything if I got the above warm 'n toasty gift. But hey, if you’re close with a “morning person" that loves Star Wars, go to StarWarsShop.com and pick up the Darth Vader Toaster (complete with a Darth Vader toast imprint) for only $54.99. No idea how many Parsecs it’ll take to get to you...but it'll be worth it.


