SAVE BIG BUCKS ON BAD ASS RAZORS

Can’t get much better than this offer from Security Wizard! You get two (count ‘em) 2 “Sweeney Todd replica Razors for ONLY $25.  These “His” and “her” straight razors would totally make the perfect 25^th anniversary gift. 25^th is silver, right? Definitely not paper, or Zinc.

Bitchin’ bad ass razor specs…

Measures 10 plus inches

Made from 440 Stainless steel

Uber-Sharp edge is optimal for shaving legs and face

Handle engraved with exact pattern seen in movie

6 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE PORN EDWARD PENISHANDS

#1 The DVD sells for $11.49 @ CDuniverse.com.

#2 This 1991 cult porno was a moderate hit spawning 2 more sequels – Edward Penishands 2 and Edward Penishands 3: The Next Generation.

#3 The film was written and directed by Paul Norman who was also responsible for the iconic ORGY movies.

#4 In the movie, cocaine proves to be Edward’s demise for his porn acting career (his hands became limp).

#5 Porn star Sikki Nixxx plays Edward in all 3 films.

#6 The brand Trident gum was product placed into the film for no apparent reason.

PLEDGING? GRAB A POCKET TOLIET-TO-GO!

I had friends who pledged Fraternities freshman year. Couldn't even think to tell you which one. I recall one of the names had a “theta” or “zima” in it. Of course with pledging came the hazing. They both would fondly tell me about 6hour car runs to get their pledgemasters a pizza from two states over. Scavenger hunts that included getting (kid you not) an impression of an exotic dancer’s nipple in peanut butter. Pretty much all these stories had one thing in common – long ass car trips. Apparently the Greek System doesn’t like to torture incoming pledges within a 46 mile radius of the university campus. So a bit of advice for all you 2009 pledgers out there about to go on one of these horror haze-rides. Bring a clean change of underwear, and the NEW TravelJohn Disposable Urinal. A lot of these hazing rituals don’t just judge on completion of task, but time as well. A road trip bathroom break could cost you valuable minutes, and eventually a spot in the house. TravelJohn gives you the freedom to pea while still putting that petal to the metal. It features…

• Biodegradable polymer that’s spill proof and odorless
• Puncture resistant pouch with spill guard to prevent back flow
• Unisex design
• No clean-up required, simply throw away
• Only 27 bucks for a pack of 18.
• Compact and lightweight for optimal ease-of-use while standing or sitting
• Hygienic, non-toxic and waste disposal safe

PLEASE NOTE: This product is ONLY to be used for #1 not #2.

BTW…my friends never told me what they needed the clean underwear for – sorry.

See how Johnny Depp dealt with hazing in this special 21 Jump Street clip.