Since you are my special blog readers I’m letting you all in on this AMAZING opportunity.
Ok, so you know how pets don't live forever? And you know how bowling is like the 18th most favorite sport in the USA and Canada? I say combine the two! That’s right, my invention is THE BOWLING BED FOR DEAD PETS. The name is still a work in progress.
SO HOW DOES IT WORK? I’M NOT FOLLOWING YOUR MORONIC TRAIN OF THOUGHT.
Essentially when your pet dies THE BOWLING BED FOR DEAD PETS will help immortalize your pooch or kitty the fun way.
FIRST – our professional taxidermist (with the utmost precision and care) will chop off your pet’s head. Then he (or she) will discard the body and preserve the cranium.
SECOND – You choose the bowling bowl you want your pet head to rest in. Obviously there won't be a skull in the one you choose. This is just a sample ball.
FINALLY – Through the miracle of modern bowling science, we will permanently place the pet head in your ball. And for extra bucks we’ll even engrave your pet’s name on the ball in nice tasteful gold letters.
So what do you think?
PLEASE only email me with semi-serious inquiries. I’m thinking a grand or two of seed money should get the THE BOWLING BED FOR DEAD PETS off the ground and pitter pattering.
