ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I WOULDN’T MIND BEING RAISED BY A GAY COUPLE.

First off, I love my parents. I had a great childhood. No real daddy or mommy issues to speak of. I’m just thinking if I had to do it all over again I wouldn’t mind being raised by a gay couple. Why? Here are my 8, no, 10 reasons. 

PLEASE NOTE: All (positive) stereotyped advantages are highlighted in pink.

#1-Median gay-couple household income is $83K – 3 grand higher than hetero-households.

#2-Double the amount of piggybacks and shoulder rides. 

#3- Would help me develop a keen sense of fashion.

#4- Get to choose what last name to take.

#5- Condom talk less awkward, plus I’ll probably learn more. 

#6- Gay couples have a lower divorce rate.

#7- Cleaner living conditions.

#8- Toilet seat stays up.

#9-I’ll have abs and great hair like nobody’s business. 

#10- Gay couples are 36% more likely to get a pet (small dog) than straight parents.

YAHOO ANSWERS TACKLE INAPPROPRIATE URGES.

I don’t remember this topic ever being covered in sex-ed, in the back of the school bus, or the gym locker room. Sleep away camp, maybe.

[Official YA transcript]

Is it ok to touch yourself when you hear your parents have sex?

I know it may sound weird, but my parents are still pretty young and have very loud sex and sometimes late at night I can hear them and I cant help but touch myself. Is this bad or is it something other people have done too?

Best Answer - Chosen by Voters

This is ok. Don't be ashamed. You're not sick, you're not weird. You're just turned on by the sound and thought of sex, whether it's a porn video or your parents in the next room

2^nd Answer

i personally have never done that or even had the thought of doing that, but im sure you dont touch yourself thinking ohh wow im turned on by my parents.. you are simply just related the sounds of someone you hear and not thinking its your parents.. i dont think its entirly abnormal as long as you are not getting your kicks on thinking of your parents doing it..