For a total of a 2.8 million dollars, I’d have sweet, sweet relations with my 2nd grade elementary teacher. Meaning I’d do pretty much anything the payee would ask me to do. Of course I’d be naked and I would allow myself to be videotaped and uploaded to youtube for no longer than 16.8 days.
If there had to be music that accompanied the video I'd prefer anything by Chicago (w/Peter Cetera.)
Oh, and just so you know, I’m pretty sure my teacher has passed on since this year she’d be 110 years old. I'd also let her dead cat watch.
FYI…that’s a soft number – I can be talked down.
