BEST FAKE DOG POOP!

For my money, I’d go with the true crafters of crap, Gagworks. I mean c’mon, just look at it. Perfect color. Just the right shape. And most important, it’s the perfect size. I feel like a lot of “Dog Poo” manufacturers seem to screw that one up. Too much poop is just plain offensive. Plus, the joke is over too fast. They’ll see it coming from a mile away. Price Per Poop = $4.89

4 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT WHY BORDER COLLIES EAT THEIR OWN POOP.

#1- The behavior of a Border Collie eating its own poop is known as coprophagia.

#2- Border Collies that have ingested parasites or worms maybe eating the poop to make up for the nutrients lost in their system

#3- Sometimes if a Border Collie sees you picking up poop he (or she) might be simply trying to mimic you by eating the crap.

#4- Sprinkling bitter apple or Cayenne pepper on the poop will deter your Border Collie from eating it. 

GOOGLE AWKWARD SEARCH GAME

Since I know you guys so well now I feel like I can share my deepest, darkest fear. So get this, I’m scared that I’m going to have a baby. And one day while caring for this baby I accidentally touch the soft spot on top of his (or her) head. And by “touch” I mean press it a bit too hard BY MISTAKE. Maybe it’ll happen when I’m dressing the kid. Feeding time. Who knows? I just worry that at that exact moment the kid’s left hand is going to shoot straight out and stay like that forever. Oh, and the baby will be too terrified to pronounce the letter “z” or the number “124” for the rest of his (or her) natural born life.

Now that we got my awkwardness over with, let’s get on with the GOOGLE AWKWARD SEARCH GAME. Here’s how you play – In the search area type in part of a statement or question. Then simply let Google finish it off. Here are some wicked examples (like the one above).