HEY KIDS OF MOMMY BLOGGERS! FOUND A NEW RUSSIAN ROULETTE TOY JUST FOR YOU.

Yes, I broke the story on balloon roulette back in June of 2010. 

I thought that case file was closed until I found this little shocker on Amazon.

Shocking Roulette Game

The rules are smidge different than the classic Bond shocking casino game scene in Never Say Never Again. 

This game begins with 4 players shoving their fingers in 4 slots. You press the start button and the real fun begins. 

The toy emits beeps, bleeps, screams and then caps off the macabre merriment by randomly shocking on lucky kid. That's pretty much it. The game only costs $17.99 and takes 3 AA batteries. In Amazon’s defense they do say it’s a game for 14 yr olds and up. No word if you can buy a warrantee for it. The game, not the kids. 

Still don't follow the toy concept? This video gem might shed a little light on the subject.

BUZZ YOUR BODY: CAFFEINATED SOAP.

I am not a coffee drinker. Don't like the taste. To some, that makes me a freak that never went through puberty properly. I can live with the odd stares when I decline a cup at a meeting or a diner. ‘Cause thankfully, I’ve never had to waste my life savings on a nonfat, skinny, mocha, java with cinnamon, blah, blah. The only thing that does suck about being a non-coffee drinker is I have nothing to wake me up in the morning. Sure, I could grab a Diet Coke at 9am, but then I get the “soda junky” stares. Ooooh, I’m killing my body with caramel, coated toxins! Way worse than the “not drinking coffee” leers. Thankfully, now my caffeine intake is not regulated to the standard ingestion process. All I need to do is lather up with Shower Shock soap and wash myself awake. It’s soap laced with caffeine. 200 milligrams to be exact (coffee has 115). Basically, the caffeine gets absorbed through the skin. So all you need is one good lather to wake up. Two if you’re hung-over. Check it out.