Only in America do we offer an opportunity like this. I mean now I know what type of gold our streets are paved with. It truly is amazing that on ebay you can nab these premium toilet targets (made of space-age something) for ONLY $4.99.
To be honest, I have no ill will towards either newsmaker. I just can sleep tight knowing that someone in this country is helping to keep all Americans in check with quality products like the Wizzstickers. I'll think twice about pissing these guys off [groan].
